i am the true schlorb
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schlorbiest schlorber
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I am very cringe there and intend to be very cringe here as well, nonetheless I am the true schlorb.
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I am very cringe there and intend to be very cringe here as well, nonetheless I am the true schlorb.
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Breathe, love
give, free
Thou knowest yn thy soul
As the bloode knoweth the waye
From thyne herte to thy brayne
That thou art whole
Lo, thou shinest, lyke the brightest star
A transmissioun on the midnighte radio
And thou spinnest lyke a vinyl arc
Ballerina spinninge to thy rocke and rolle
give, free
Thou knowest yn thy soul
As the bloode knoweth the waye
From thyne herte to thy brayne
That thou art whole
Lo, thou shinest, lyke the brightest star
A transmissioun on the midnighte radio
And thou spinnest lyke a vinyl arc
Ballerina spinninge to thy rocke and rolle
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Breathe, love
give, free
Thou knowest yn thy soul
As the bloode knoweth the waye
From thyne herte to thy brayne
That thou art whole
Lo, thou shinest, lyke the brightest star
A transmissioun on the midnighte radio
And thou spinnest lyke a vinyl arc
Ballerina spinninge to thy rocke and rolle
give, free
Thou knowest yn thy soul
As the bloode knoweth the waye
From thyne herte to thy brayne
That thou art whole
Lo, thou shinest, lyke the brightest star
A transmissioun on the midnighte radio
And thou spinnest lyke a vinyl arc
Ballerina spinninge to thy rocke and rolle
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Remember: It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye yf nobody ys arounde. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Remember: It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye yf nobody ys arounde. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
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Thei did a studye and founde out who ys awesome and capable of great thinges and worthye of love and the newes ys that it ys you.
December 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Thei did a studye and founde out who ys awesome and capable of great thinges and worthye of love and the newes ys that it ys you.
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Sisyphus decoratinge the rocke for the holidayes
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Sisyphus decoratinge the rocke for the holidayes
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Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
im not aerodynamic enough to go viral on blue sky
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
im not aerodynamic enough to go viral on blue sky
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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How doth Ea-nāṣir saye goodbye?
Cu later!
Cu later!
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
How doth Ea-nāṣir saye goodbye?
Cu later!
Cu later!
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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It ys a such challenging, turbulent, scarye tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum small moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It ys a such challenging, turbulent, scarye tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum small moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.
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Florence and the Machine Covir Bandes:
Siena and the Devyce
Milan and the Contraptioun
Orvieto and the Mechanism
Venyce and the Gadget
Gubbio and the Whirligig
Spoleto and the Apparatus
Siena and the Devyce
Milan and the Contraptioun
Orvieto and the Mechanism
Venyce and the Gadget
Gubbio and the Whirligig
Spoleto and the Apparatus
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Florence and the Machine Covir Bandes:
Siena and the Devyce
Milan and the Contraptioun
Orvieto and the Mechanism
Venyce and the Gadget
Gubbio and the Whirligig
Spoleto and the Apparatus
Siena and the Devyce
Milan and the Contraptioun
Orvieto and the Mechanism
Venyce and the Gadget
Gubbio and the Whirligig
Spoleto and the Apparatus
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Capitalism is now illegal
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Capitalism is now illegal
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November 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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You know what ys the coolest thinge? Libraryes.
October 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You know what ys the coolest thinge? Libraryes.
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Clicke "like" on my workes, ye mightye, and subscrybe.
October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Clicke "like" on my workes, ye mightye, and subscrybe.
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ChatGPT: "Hello Ozymandias, Kynge of Kynges. Ich wolde love to make a colossal statue of you, just you, and how wondirful you are!"
October 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
ChatGPT: "Hello Ozymandias, Kynge of Kynges. Ich wolde love to make a colossal statue of you, just you, and how wondirful you are!"
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the public is currently deactivated.
October 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the public is currently deactivated.
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Everyone knew you 🥰
October 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Everyone knew you 🥰
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* Your package has been shipped!
* Your package is out for delivery!
* Your package has been delivered!
* Your package did not fill the empty hole inside you!
* Your package is taking up space!
* Your package is a sad reminder of your hopes and dreams!
* Your package was thrown out after you died!
* Your package is out for delivery!
* Your package has been delivered!
* Your package did not fill the empty hole inside you!
* Your package is taking up space!
* Your package is a sad reminder of your hopes and dreams!
* Your package was thrown out after you died!
October 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
* Your package has been shipped!
* Your package is out for delivery!
* Your package has been delivered!
* Your package did not fill the empty hole inside you!
* Your package is taking up space!
* Your package is a sad reminder of your hopes and dreams!
* Your package was thrown out after you died!
* Your package is out for delivery!
* Your package has been delivered!
* Your package did not fill the empty hole inside you!
* Your package is taking up space!
* Your package is a sad reminder of your hopes and dreams!
* Your package was thrown out after you died!
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Existential dread but make it neon
October 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Existential dread but make it neon
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
October 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
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From destiny to infinity and beyond in Brussels
October 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
From destiny to infinity and beyond in Brussels
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Would it kill you to remark apropos of something? Just one sequitur man, come on.
October 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Would it kill you to remark apropos of something? Just one sequitur man, come on.
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Yn the court of Kynge Arthour yn ancient dayes, a verye effectyve insult was knowne as a "sick Excaliburne."
October 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Yn the court of Kynge Arthour yn ancient dayes, a verye effectyve insult was knowne as a "sick Excaliburne."