jacob
@scheckurself.bsky.social
Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth.
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it's the season
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
it's the season
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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Jucika Prepares for the Ball
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Jucika Prepares for the Ball
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
please choose a different name
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
please choose a different name
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*eagerly standing outside a quest diagnostics at 11:59 PM Thanksgiving night holding a cup of piss*
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
*eagerly standing outside a quest diagnostics at 11:59 PM Thanksgiving night holding a cup of piss*
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Hey Google - how can I have a life worth living if I'm working two full-time jobs Oh
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hey Google - how can I have a life worth living if I'm working two full-time jobs Oh
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cant go to space
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
July 11, 2024 at 1:13 PM
cant go to space
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
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the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
January 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
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I'm having a hard time believing it's just one magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm having a hard time believing it's just one magician
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remember 'only Andrew Cuomo can handle Trump'
trump cheerfully and unwittingly driving a stake through every attack line about zohran is the funniest thing I have seen all year
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
remember 'only Andrew Cuomo can handle Trump'
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I connected a WiFi enabled solenoid valve to a hose and set up a script on my phone so when the camera detected a squirrel it got blasted with the hose briefly. It was very effective.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I connected a WiFi enabled solenoid valve to a hose and set up a script on my phone so when the camera detected a squirrel it got blasted with the hose briefly. It was very effective.
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Behold! He is the strongest warrior!
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Behold! He is the strongest warrior!
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Australians living in the US South: yeah thats my meemawr and peepawr ♥️
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Australians living in the US South: yeah thats my meemawr and peepawr ♥️
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wait i never posted the jake edit here
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
wait i never posted the jake edit here