The Saxsquatch
@saxsquatch.bsky.social
Notary Private ¤ I don't want to play in your pit orch ¤ saxsquatch@saxsquatch.net ¤ Photo by Edwin.Ess on Insta
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I’d love to know how T-Rexes jacked off with those tiny arms but the government won’t respond to my Freedom of Information requests
This administration is a fucking joke
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finally found the perfect name for my jazz fusion group
October 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
finally found the perfect name for my jazz fusion group
Medbed me senpai
September 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Medbed me senpai
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
When I was looking for some late night food earlier I thought, you know, I never go to IHOP.
Not a coincidence turns out (haunted by spiders)
Not a coincidence turns out (haunted by spiders)
September 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
When I was looking for some late night food earlier I thought, you know, I never go to IHOP.
Not a coincidence turns out (haunted by spiders)
Not a coincidence turns out (haunted by spiders)
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If it looks like it might be a bad one
The good caretaker springs to action
The good caretaker springs to action
August 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
If it looks like it might be a bad one
The good caretaker springs to action
The good caretaker springs to action
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bullying works
Sean Hannity says he left New York City because he got too many mean looks from people at restaurants
Sean Hannity says he left NYC because of mean looks from people at restaurants
www.independent.co.uk
August 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
bullying works
Still true
Sieve me thru a trommel I am ready to go
August 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Still true
Separately, I meant. Insane or not I don't think he was the kind to jerk off dogs
Diogenes was most likely literally insane but he made some good points about dogs and jerking off so in my book he's alright
August 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Separately, I meant. Insane or not I don't think he was the kind to jerk off dogs
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Large Language Model Eat My Ass Challenge
April 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Large Language Model Eat My Ass Challenge
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Gavin Newsome is a god awful candidate with no chance of winning. Move on.
August 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Gavin Newsome is a god awful candidate with no chance of winning. Move on.
Who wants to go on tour forever
August 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Who wants to go on tour forever
They got rid of the barrel on the logo because real ones knew the truth (full of cum)
August 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
They got rid of the barrel on the logo because real ones knew the truth (full of cum)
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if this is all an act he deserves an Oscar
I would vote for him
I would vote for him
I made a promise to the women of Illinois — as governor, I will ensure your medical decisions will be your own.
Now, we continue fulfilling that promise.
Public colleges will now provide contraception and medication abortion at on-campus pharmacies and student health centers.
Now, we continue fulfilling that promise.
Public colleges will now provide contraception and medication abortion at on-campus pharmacies and student health centers.
August 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
if this is all an act he deserves an Oscar
I would vote for him
I would vote for him
I love my friends a lot I only got a lil vomit on me (not mine)
August 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I love my friends a lot I only got a lil vomit on me (not mine)
I should skeet more
August 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I should skeet more
I'll know that I made it when I can plug my guitar into a Twin and turn it up until it makes Twin noises and nobody says 'hey man can you turn down that Twin'
August 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I'll know that I made it when I can plug my guitar into a Twin and turn it up until it makes Twin noises and nobody says 'hey man can you turn down that Twin'
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You are not going to find a better deal than 10¢ a song. That you are getting multiple tracks featuring beloved internet user @saxsquatch.bsky.social on them should have raised them to at least 15¢, in my opinion.
99 Songs (Plus One), by Abe Savas
99 track album
savasnewsobs.bandcamp.com
August 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You are not going to find a better deal than 10¢ a song. That you are getting multiple tracks featuring beloved internet user @saxsquatch.bsky.social on them should have raised them to at least 15¢, in my opinion.
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You cannot get into Valhalla using BSD.
July 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You cannot get into Valhalla using BSD.
honey I hate to break it to you but railing cocaine on a Tuesday is not a "Grandma hobby"
July 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
honey I hate to break it to you but railing cocaine on a Tuesday is not a "Grandma hobby"
You ever just like, fart so good?
July 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
You ever just like, fart so good?
Just changed the sticker on my trackpad and it's like I've been living a lie for years and the truth was suddenly revealed to me.
Truly this is the closest I'll ever be to God
Truly this is the closest I'll ever be to God
June 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Just changed the sticker on my trackpad and it's like I've been living a lie for years and the truth was suddenly revealed to me.
Truly this is the closest I'll ever be to God
Truly this is the closest I'll ever be to God
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israel is gonna show iran why americans dont have healthcare
June 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
israel is gonna show iran why americans dont have healthcare
I'm sure the to tflcar guy is a nice kid but what the fuck is up with the Doug DeMuro impression
June 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I'm sure the to tflcar guy is a nice kid but what the fuck is up with the Doug DeMuro impression
I'm not saying high school was the best years of my life but people don't really call me the King of Octopus Smut anymore so maybe I am actually saying that
May 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm not saying high school was the best years of my life but people don't really call me the King of Octopus Smut anymore so maybe I am actually saying that