I will never not refer to my period as communists in the fun house ever again

Conversations about drug use/legality need to center on the fact that people don’t become addicted to substances unless they’re self-medicating, either for PTSD, chronic pain, or something else. Addiction is a symptom of illness, not a lifestyle choice or a moral vice.

Guy who has no personality outside of listening to podcasts voice: all you shitlibs need to listen to the real leftist candidate and lower the capital gains tax rate

I love science. It has revealed so many things to me. Mostly horrors beyond my comprehension. But I like it because it’s neat.

“Stop the car. Stop the fucking car NOW”

if you ever thought those giant fucking trucks on the streets looked dumb as hell this might be why, they're useless as a truck 🚫🛻

stolen from twitter, but it’s too important to leave over there

You ever think of how fucked up it is that politicians are saying we need to raise the retirement age when the trend for American life expectancy has either been stagnant or falling?

me: you call that a blowjob? I didn’t even cum

the samurai who sucked me off: are you sure?

me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere]

it gives me no pleasure to report etc etc

how do all the online white supremacists have that fucking weedily little dipshit voice, how do they ALL sound like that

If those Minions from the Minions movies were real we’d have figured out a way to eat them. Believe whatever you want, hold whatever lofty illusions of mankind you wish to, you know in your heart the truth of what I am saying.

this man has been sunbathing on the side of the motorway and evading the police for weeks 😭

The fuck you mean it’s August??????

I did not have “CDC warning of leprosy cases rising in Central Florida” on my 2023 Bingo card. But in retrospect, I should have considered it.

Rock n roll was stolen from the blues community, they straightened the rhythm and sanitized the lyrics. Black Americans created Jazz, Rock and Techno.
Without Sister Rosetta Thorpe, Little Richard and John Lee Hooker, Elvis would’ve never shook his hips. And those are just the “big names”

Kinda bums me out that we’re living in an unprecedented age of access to foreign-language movies (even on Netflix!) and a lot of film obsessives still limit themselves to the anglo-American axis. Get out of your comfort zone, watch an Indonesian horror movie!