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*jeopardy buzzer*

what is gooning on the go?
got honked at when the light turned green and the guy yelled at me to “stop scrolling” which was really offensive. i wasn’t scrolling i was watching porn
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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'Art Deco: poster design of the golden age', kicks off today at the London Transport Museum in Covent Garden. #transport #london #posterdesign
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Whenever i hit the bong i try to make it cum by moving my tongue back & forth as one does
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Day 17 #90sTop30
#MusicChallenge

The Wallflowers "One Headlight"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzyf...
The Wallflowers - One Headlight (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TheWallflowersVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Tfw they pause the Modest Mouse concert at the Salt Shed for weather and move everyone indoors
August 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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June 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Everything is awful, but these flowers are still pretty.
June 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Happy pride month to them
June 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
my fave thing about the senior living industry is you’re always told to get churches to volunteer and then when you call the churches they’re always like “ooff yeah idk where you can find someone to help with that good luck tho” or finding out that God charges hella coin for communion wafers
April 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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This is incredible and I hope that our little goldfish brains remember this feeling when election time rolls back around.
The American people have risen up and they are PISSED AS HELL.
#HandsOff
April 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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me: "everything is going to shit. Ecological collapse continues across the planet, in your country there is no opposition party. weeping and gnashing of teeth to intensify."

also me: "bro you ever softboiled an egg? put that on some toast? it's magnificent"
March 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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haven’t actually seen a snail outside in ages... a snail sighting would fix me
March 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Every restaurant in Chicago is either “avalon: an elevated dining experience” or {60-year-old rusty orange letters} “SAUSAGE ON A STICK”
March 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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A US-born citizen was walking near Chicago in January. ICE snatched him off the street, handcuffed him, threw into a van. His wallet, which contained his ID, was confiscated. He was detained for 10 hours before being released without a record of what occurred.

immigrantjustice.org/sites/defaul...
March 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I don't know how to write poetry - but if you 'enter' on your keyboard with a rhythm and sign up for Canva - you too can make your ramblings look like poetry.

Until there is a reckoning with racism in this country - history is going to keep repeating.
March 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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i couldn't decide between an old style or a pbr last night so the bartender poured me a combination of both

you know how the best qualities of the tea and the lemonade are emphasized when you make an arnold palmer? this was basically the opposite of that
March 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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hibachi but they flip deviled eggs into my mouth and everyone cheers instead of the usual booing
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I'll add it doesn't even matter if he does support Hamas (not that I believe he does) - everyone is entitled to due process.

Everyone.
Ok I know this is old-man irritability but I don’t care if Mahmoud Khalil has a pregnant wife, I don’t care if he and his wife are childfree, I don’t care if he’s in a fucking polycule with a hedgehog and a jar of mayonnaise, NOBODY should be detained for protected speech, including singletons.
March 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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“oh no what will we do about all these disaffected young men” look it’s simple: they just need to join an underground bareknuckle boxing ring that gradually transforms into a terrorist organisation
March 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Can’t believe this guy is Deputy Director of the FBI now
February 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK

1. Consciousness
2. Respiration
3. I petted several cats
4. Consumed pizza
5. Strategic AND tactical napping
February 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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"The Pornophobe" chapter of ENEMY FEMINISMS by Sophie Lewis needs to be required reading, and I'm not joking. Holy shit.
February 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Works as advertised
February 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I feel like everybody all over the country does right now. It’s not Covid or flu, at least.
I also have a nasty cold and I feel you on that!
February 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM