Rob Kutner
@robkutner.bsky.social
Emmy-winning comedy/animation writer (Daily Show, CONAN, Teen Titans Go!), NYT-bestselling author (Look Out For the Little Guy), mediocre bass player.
“Hey kids, let’s gather around and slowly kill an adorable bear in scalding liquid!”
December 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
“Hey kids, let’s gather around and slowly kill an adorable bear in scalding liquid!”
Just finally watching PLURIBUS, and as an author, my mind is already blown by the radical sci-fi concept of a “book tour in 2025.”
December 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just finally watching PLURIBUS, and as an author, my mind is already blown by the radical sci-fi concept of a “book tour in 2025.”
2002’s “It’s A Very Merry Muppet Christmas,” a loose “It’s a Wonderful Life”-knockoff not only strongly implies that Kermit caused 9/11 (see comments), it contains this “Scooter cage dance” scene that is pure nightmare fuel. Sheesh!
December 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
2002’s “It’s A Very Merry Muppet Christmas,” a loose “It’s a Wonderful Life”-knockoff not only strongly implies that Kermit caused 9/11 (see comments), it contains this “Scooter cage dance” scene that is pure nightmare fuel. Sheesh!
From the producers of “AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY” it’s “THE IRON GIANT 2: THE IRON GIANT WAS JUST BRUISED A LITTLE AND IS NOW TOSSING A BASEBALL
WITH HOGARTH”
WITH HOGARTH”
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
From the producers of “AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY” it’s “THE IRON GIANT 2: THE IRON GIANT WAS JUST BRUISED A LITTLE AND IS NOW TOSSING A BASEBALL
WITH HOGARTH”
WITH HOGARTH”
“Smithers! Pour me some of those so-called…”
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“Smithers! Pour me some of those so-called…”
Warning for aging punks
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Warning for aging punks
I just spent a delightful weekend devouring veteran (in both senses) writer Mark Hoffmeier’s electrifying new novel, filled with crackling action, exhilarating espionage, and glorious detail-packed evocations of 1940s Hawai’i, as well as other eras! It’s the perfect holiday “book-snuggle.”
December 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I just spent a delightful weekend devouring veteran (in both senses) writer Mark Hoffmeier’s electrifying new novel, filled with crackling action, exhilarating espionage, and glorious detail-packed evocations of 1940s Hawai’i, as well as other eras! It’s the perfect holiday “book-snuggle.”
Avatar: The Last Airbender Avatar 3
Everything changed
when the Fire Nation attacked.
Everything changed
when the Fire Nation attacked.
December 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Avatar: The Last Airbender Avatar 3
Everything changed
when the Fire Nation attacked.
Everything changed
when the Fire Nation attacked.
“I Love LA” - brought to you by Ricola
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“I Love LA” - brought to you by Ricola
Sometimes nature memes itself
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sometimes nature memes itself
In space, no one can hear you make seltzer.
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
In space, no one can hear you make seltzer.
Any entertainment/comedy journalists following me or reading my feed? Dm me pls.
December 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Any entertainment/comedy journalists following me or reading my feed? Dm me pls.
YOUR 2ND HANUKKAH GIFT HAS ARRIVED!
Rabbi Noam Raucher and I are proud to announce our new podcast, coming in 2026, heartfelt, funny, occasionally deep real talk by/for real JEWISH MEN! Produced and co-hosted by Marlene Sharp & @gracefraga.bsky.social, and sponsored by the Fjmc HQ.
Rabbi Noam Raucher and I are proud to announce our new podcast, coming in 2026, heartfelt, funny, occasionally deep real talk by/for real JEWISH MEN! Produced and co-hosted by Marlene Sharp & @gracefraga.bsky.social, and sponsored by the Fjmc HQ.
December 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
YOUR 2ND HANUKKAH GIFT HAS ARRIVED!
Rabbi Noam Raucher and I are proud to announce our new podcast, coming in 2026, heartfelt, funny, occasionally deep real talk by/for real JEWISH MEN! Produced and co-hosted by Marlene Sharp & @gracefraga.bsky.social, and sponsored by the Fjmc HQ.
Rabbi Noam Raucher and I are proud to announce our new podcast, coming in 2026, heartfelt, funny, occasionally deep real talk by/for real JEWISH MEN! Produced and co-hosted by Marlene Sharp & @gracefraga.bsky.social, and sponsored by the Fjmc HQ.
WEIRD AL FANS! TWO DAYS left to support this one-of-kind graphic anthology of amazing BTS stories about the Weird One being awesome - including one by myself and @daviddegrand.bsky.social
Have a weird day!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wol...
Have a weird day!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wol...
My Pal Weird Al: A Comic Book Anthology
Never before have comic professionals this passionate - this sycophantic - this white and nerdy - collaborated on something so weird.
www.kickstarter.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
WEIRD AL FANS! TWO DAYS left to support this one-of-kind graphic anthology of amazing BTS stories about the Weird One being awesome - including one by myself and @daviddegrand.bsky.social
Have a weird day!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wol...
Have a weird day!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wol...
Hey @crunchyroll.com I have had a paid fan-level subscription for 2 months, yet for the past month it’s been telling me I can’t log in from all of my devices, and customer service hasn’t responded. Is anyone home? Please help.
Crunchyroll
crunchyroll.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Hey @crunchyroll.com I have had a paid fan-level subscription for 2 months, yet for the past month it’s been telling me I can’t log in from all of my devices, and customer service hasn’t responded. Is anyone home? Please help.
I just got my 2025 “BevMo Wrapped.”
You do NOT want to know my liver’s age.
You do NOT want to know my liver’s age.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I just got my 2025 “BevMo Wrapped.”
You do NOT want to know my liver’s age.
You do NOT want to know my liver’s age.
I know, ANOTHER Kutner project from Estonia? I was thrilled to contribute to this hilarious, madcap, and adorable animated film that comes out today. Not sure when and how it will be available to see in the US and beyond, but buckle up and WATCH OUT FOR ROBOT SANTA!
vimeo.com/afilmestonia...
vimeo.com/afilmestonia...
Christmas in the Boonies - trailer
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December 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I know, ANOTHER Kutner project from Estonia? I was thrilled to contribute to this hilarious, madcap, and adorable animated film that comes out today. Not sure when and how it will be available to see in the US and beyond, but buckle up and WATCH OUT FOR ROBOT SANTA!
vimeo.com/afilmestonia...
vimeo.com/afilmestonia...
“Why so… FURIOUS?”
The Novelizers podcast (@novelizers.bsky.social) , which I help produce, is back for a brand-new season spoofing THE DARK KNIGHT. The premiere was written by me and stars Lewis Black raging, cursing AND… singing Sondheim? You heard me! Now listen here: podfollow.com/novelizers
The Novelizers podcast (@novelizers.bsky.social) , which I help produce, is back for a brand-new season spoofing THE DARK KNIGHT. The premiere was written by me and stars Lewis Black raging, cursing AND… singing Sondheim? You heard me! Now listen here: podfollow.com/novelizers
December 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“Why so… FURIOUS?”
The Novelizers podcast (@novelizers.bsky.social) , which I help produce, is back for a brand-new season spoofing THE DARK KNIGHT. The premiere was written by me and stars Lewis Black raging, cursing AND… singing Sondheim? You heard me! Now listen here: podfollow.com/novelizers
The Novelizers podcast (@novelizers.bsky.social) , which I help produce, is back for a brand-new season spoofing THE DARK KNIGHT. The premiere was written by me and stars Lewis Black raging, cursing AND… singing Sondheim? You heard me! Now listen here: podfollow.com/novelizers
“THIS Jew knows what I’m talking’ about…”
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“THIS Jew knows what I’m talking’ about…”
Personally I’m holding out for
Not Giving Any Fucks Wednesday
Not Giving Any Fucks Wednesday
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Personally I’m holding out for
Not Giving Any Fucks Wednesday
Not Giving Any Fucks Wednesday
NorCal! Second engagement tonight! www.tickettailor.com/events/oshma...
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
NorCal! Second engagement tonight! www.tickettailor.com/events/oshma...
NORCAL! Come see me TONIGHT at Berkeley’s Congregation Beth Israel:
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
NORCAL! Come see me TONIGHT at Berkeley’s Congregation Beth Israel:
HALF MY INBOX TODAY:
Subject: What I’m Thankful For
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Donate money to my campaign.
Subject: What I’m Thankful For
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Donate money to my campaign.
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
HALF MY INBOX TODAY:
Subject: What I’m Thankful For
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Donate money to my campaign.
Subject: What I’m Thankful For
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Donate money to my campaign.
Happy Thanksgiving! Want a hilarious, family-friendly way to honor some of this holiday’s OGs? Gather everyone around for 5m to watch my brilliant pal @joeytainment.bsky.social’s absolutely delightful animated short about Native Americans and… video games? Multiple ways on how to watch below.
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Want a hilarious, family-friendly way to honor some of this holiday’s OGs? Gather everyone around for 5m to watch my brilliant pal @joeytainment.bsky.social’s absolutely delightful animated short about Native Americans and… video games? Multiple ways on how to watch below.