Rob Kutner
@robkutner.bsky.social
Emmy-winning comedy/animation writer (Daily Show, CONAN, Teen Titans Go!), NYT-bestselling author (Look Out For the Little Guy), mediocre bass player.
Anyone here a DETROITERS fan? Caught these on my recent trip:
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Anyone here a DETROITERS fan? Caught these on my recent trip:
I thought newspapers were supposed to report “news?”
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I thought newspapers were supposed to report “news?”
“Let them eat urinal cake…”
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“Let them eat urinal cake…”
“The Dark Knight” meets…. Mr. Black. Can’t wait to share my kickoff to this new season of @novelizers.bsky.social, guaranteed to make the world burn… with laughter!
October 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“The Dark Knight” meets…. Mr. Black. Can’t wait to share my kickoff to this new season of @novelizers.bsky.social, guaranteed to make the world burn… with laughter!
Just rewatched THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, and forgot how much of a comedy it is:
October 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just rewatched THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, and forgot how much of a comedy it is:
PICK A LANE, FOLKS!
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
PICK A LANE, FOLKS!
The Merc with a Mouth… full of feel-goodisms? I brought Ant-Man’s memoirs from movie to real life, now I continue my reign of Marvel ghostwriting with this brand-new Deadpool funnybook. Sales link in comments. #BuyBuyBuy
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Merc with a Mouth… full of feel-goodisms? I brought Ant-Man’s memoirs from movie to real life, now I continue my reign of Marvel ghostwriting with this brand-new Deadpool funnybook. Sales link in comments. #BuyBuyBuy
Tell me you’re in Oklahoma without telling me you’re in Oklahoma.
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Tell me you’re in Oklahoma without telling me you’re in Oklahoma.
The only Nazi who hasn’t gotten a gig in American politics:
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The only Nazi who hasn’t gotten a gig in American politics:
From this angle, it’s the plot of “Superman II.”
October 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
From this angle, it’s the plot of “Superman II.”
Just upgraded to Netflix’s “Passive-Aggressive Categories” tier:
October 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just upgraded to Netflix’s “Passive-Aggressive Categories” tier:
Just saw the movie about Springsteen recording “Nebraska” in an IMAX theater full of white people frantically yelling at the screen “Use better recording equipment!”
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Just saw the movie about Springsteen recording “Nebraska” in an IMAX theater full of white people frantically yelling at the screen “Use better recording equipment!”
TODAY SO FAR:
- The hostages have been freed
- The cartoon frog has been recaptured by the Left from the Right
Gonna be a wild week!
- The hostages have been freed
- The cartoon frog has been recaptured by the Left from the Right
Gonna be a wild week!
October 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
TODAY SO FAR:
- The hostages have been freed
- The cartoon frog has been recaptured by the Left from the Right
Gonna be a wild week!
- The hostages have been freed
- The cartoon frog has been recaptured by the Left from the Right
Gonna be a wild week!
The Olympics are going to be even worse for the city than I thought…
October 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The Olympics are going to be even worse for the city than I thought…
Kudos to the casting agent for my HR training video who found this guy to play “Sexually Harassing Boss.”
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Kudos to the casting agent for my HR training video who found this guy to play “Sexually Harassing Boss.”
When multi-hyphenate Netflix queen Dani Bowman arrives at LA Comic-Con and says “We came right to your table first.” 🤩
September 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
When multi-hyphenate Netflix queen Dani Bowman arrives at LA Comic-Con and says “We came right to your table first.” 🤩
LA COMIC-CONNERS: Come on down to see @jordanmorris.bsky.social and me at Artists’ Alley, Table J07 - TODAY ONLY!
September 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
LA COMIC-CONNERS: Come on down to see @jordanmorris.bsky.social and me at Artists’ Alley, Table J07 - TODAY ONLY!
TO BE FAIR: My pediatrician is constantly giving recommendations on how to end the Russia-Ukraine war and fix the economy.
September 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
TO BE FAIR: My pediatrician is constantly giving recommendations on how to end the Russia-Ukraine war and fix the economy.
Coming to LA Comic-Con this Sunday? Stop by and say howdy!
September 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Coming to LA Comic-Con this Sunday? Stop by and say howdy!
Remember all those voters who turned out in droves to end the era of reasonably-priced bathroom mirrors.
September 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Remember all those voters who turned out in droves to end the era of reasonably-priced bathroom mirrors.
you guys, what if he’s calling all the generals to Washington to once and for all take down the Globetrotters?
September 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you guys, what if he’s calling all the generals to Washington to once and for all take down the Globetrotters?