Sav Johnston
@savrjoh.bsky.social
Writer. Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma. A lot of weird booths at that weird fair.
Anti-vaping on the train PSA idea for sale: just pay Sam L. to do an audio of "I am tired of these motherfucking vapes on my motherfucking train!"
They can afford Cardi. Why not?
They can afford Cardi. Why not?
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Anti-vaping on the train PSA idea for sale: just pay Sam L. to do an audio of "I am tired of these motherfucking vapes on my motherfucking train!"
They can afford Cardi. Why not?
They can afford Cardi. Why not?
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Turning Point USA made a literal watch list of professors, primarily women, queer folks and people of color, and made us targets of political violence. I’ve received hate mail and harassment and death threats off and on for nearly a decade in part due to that man’s organization so 🤷🏽♀️
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Turning Point USA made a literal watch list of professors, primarily women, queer folks and people of color, and made us targets of political violence. I’ve received hate mail and harassment and death threats off and on for nearly a decade in part due to that man’s organization so 🤷🏽♀️
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I hope when Kevin Costner dies his obituary identifies him as “American Actor Who Portrayed White Characters”
September 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I hope when Kevin Costner dies his obituary identifies him as “American Actor Who Portrayed White Characters”
Saw a hawk flying in Alphabet City.
Stranger walking in front of me: Look, a hawk!
Old man on stoop: That's not a hawk. That's freedom.
Like damn, dude, it's Tuesday.
Stranger walking in front of me: Look, a hawk!
Old man on stoop: That's not a hawk. That's freedom.
Like damn, dude, it's Tuesday.
July 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Saw a hawk flying in Alphabet City.
Stranger walking in front of me: Look, a hawk!
Old man on stoop: That's not a hawk. That's freedom.
Like damn, dude, it's Tuesday.
Stranger walking in front of me: Look, a hawk!
Old man on stoop: That's not a hawk. That's freedom.
Like damn, dude, it's Tuesday.
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as a reminder the rat that snitched on Luigi Mangione did not and will never get the money, and neither will you
July 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
as a reminder the rat that snitched on Luigi Mangione did not and will never get the money, and neither will you
Aggressively googling "Is Zohran at Pride"
June 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Aggressively googling "Is Zohran at Pride"
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Wow, his brand of socialism is harsh but fair
June 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Wow, his brand of socialism is harsh but fair
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is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
June 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
The Dare is a time traveler from 2009 Bushwick. Convince me otherwise.
June 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The Dare is a time traveler from 2009 Bushwick. Convince me otherwise.
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give brad lander a gundam
"Good fucking riddance," Lander says of Andrew Cuomo, who was trailing behind Zohran Mamdani tonight
June 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
give brad lander a gundam
Any time a man introduces himself, respond with "Oh wow, that's my stepdad's name." It's fun, I promise.
April 21, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Any time a man introduces himself, respond with "Oh wow, that's my stepdad's name." It's fun, I promise.
Happy Rex Manning Day to those who celebrate!
April 8, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Happy Rex Manning Day to those who celebrate!
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It’s funny to know for certain that the last social media post ever written will just say “what was that”
April 5, 2024 at 2:54 PM
It’s funny to know for certain that the last social media post ever written will just say “what was that”
Snap can pay all they want for ads, they will never replace TikTok in my heart and also in general
April 5, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Snap can pay all they want for ads, they will never replace TikTok in my heart and also in general
A character on this show just took DMT and R goes "she's going to see the elf people" like that's just a thing people know about DMT??
February 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
A character on this show just took DMT and R goes "she's going to see the elf people" like that's just a thing people know about DMT??
I love how the NFl saw baseball being named on par with apple pie as soooo American and was like "what if we raised you racist nationalism?"
February 12, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I love how the NFl saw baseball being named on par with apple pie as soooo American and was like "what if we raised you racist nationalism?"
R just described the Fast & Furious franchise as "the horsepower of love" and I don't hate it
January 22, 2024 at 12:40 AM
R just described the Fast & Furious franchise as "the horsepower of love" and I don't hate it
Watching Once Upon A Time In Hollywood and I can't get past the FEET!!! TARANTINO WHY
January 21, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Watching Once Upon A Time In Hollywood and I can't get past the FEET!!! TARANTINO WHY
You should be able to call a time out in real life.
January 20, 2024 at 1:36 PM
You should be able to call a time out in real life.
Instead of focusing on my shitty job and spiraling, I'm just gonna get really into the Percy Jackson musical.
January 19, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Instead of focusing on my shitty job and spiraling, I'm just gonna get really into the Percy Jackson musical.
Shout out to the guy who yelled "It's cold! I want to go to Guatemala!" at me on Fordham this morning. He's not wrong.
January 18, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Shout out to the guy who yelled "It's cold! I want to go to Guatemala!" at me on Fordham this morning. He's not wrong.
Starting the rumor that Ethan Slater is the red headed kid in School of Rock just for funsies
January 13, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Starting the rumor that Ethan Slater is the red headed kid in School of Rock just for funsies
I keep falling ass backward into sitcom situations and while it's giving character development, I would also like it to stop
December 17, 2023 at 11:54 PM
I keep falling ass backward into sitcom situations and while it's giving character development, I would also like it to stop
Watched The Goonies with my partner last night. At one point he turned to me and said "Imagine if Zach Snyder did The Goonies" and I can't stop thinking about it.
December 17, 2023 at 12:58 PM
Watched The Goonies with my partner last night. At one point he turned to me and said "Imagine if Zach Snyder did The Goonies" and I can't stop thinking about it.