Saty
@satyrik.bsky.social
not my duck.
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Saty
@satyrik.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Professor Elemental & Tom Caruana: Don't Feed The Trolls
YouTube video by Professor Elemental
youtu.be
Music thread....
First, this
First, this
Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that
February 18, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that
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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
Ahh, Feb 14th. Traditional day of either thanking the cuffed partner for the companionship throughout the winter months, picking out one for s. hemisphere winter months, or alternatively celebrating an apocryphal tale of throwing people to the lions. By exchanging chocolates, or something.
February 14, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Ahh, Feb 14th. Traditional day of either thanking the cuffed partner for the companionship throughout the winter months, picking out one for s. hemisphere winter months, or alternatively celebrating an apocryphal tale of throwing people to the lions. By exchanging chocolates, or something.
Always nice to find something I can really relate to on t'internet. Maybe my artist era is now
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Always nice to find something I can really relate to on t'internet. Maybe my artist era is now
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Childhood ruined.
Adulthood too...
Adulthood too...
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Childhood ruined.
Adulthood too...
Adulthood too...
35 years ago, "doing the robot" meant something completely different to today.
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
35 years ago, "doing the robot" meant something completely different to today.
@thescarby.bsky.social Flars.
Japan’s SkyDrive hopes to have flying cars in service by 2028, with regulatory approval from the Japanese government key to achieving that goal.
Japan’s SkyDrive hopes to have flying cars in service by 2028
Regulatory approval from the Japanese government is key to achieving the company’s goal.
ebx.sh
February 6, 2026 at 2:53 PM
@thescarby.bsky.social Flars.
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so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.
February 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.
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Congratulations! You've logged on to the central database of human misery and neuroses. Your options today are:
1. Horrors beyond your ability to tolerate
2. A 20 year old restating some basic concept as though they invented it
3. A very smug 45 year old lecturing other 45 year olds like children
1. Horrors beyond your ability to tolerate
2. A 20 year old restating some basic concept as though they invented it
3. A very smug 45 year old lecturing other 45 year olds like children
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Congratulations! You've logged on to the central database of human misery and neuroses. Your options today are:
1. Horrors beyond your ability to tolerate
2. A 20 year old restating some basic concept as though they invented it
3. A very smug 45 year old lecturing other 45 year olds like children
1. Horrors beyond your ability to tolerate
2. A 20 year old restating some basic concept as though they invented it
3. A very smug 45 year old lecturing other 45 year olds like children
It's been one of those days where I feel like finding a remote island community and escaping to live in a tent in the woods there.
January 27, 2026 at 12:06 AM
It's been one of those days where I feel like finding a remote island community and escaping to live in a tent in the woods there.
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 21, 2026 at 12:16 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can handle spice. I go through a bottle of hotsauce each month, use chili and curry spices for home cooking, etc.
So why is there a fire in my mouth called Shin Ramyun, and why are my eyes melting
So why is there a fire in my mouth called Shin Ramyun, and why are my eyes melting
January 21, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I can handle spice. I go through a bottle of hotsauce each month, use chili and curry spices for home cooking, etc.
So why is there a fire in my mouth called Shin Ramyun, and why are my eyes melting
So why is there a fire in my mouth called Shin Ramyun, and why are my eyes melting
Just for once, I wish I could get back into an MMo I used to play and not find the majority of the community has devolved into a bunch of gobshites, chuds, and poasters. Gives me a horrible feeling when I can't tell whether I used to be just as bad, or whether I'm just old and antisocial now.
January 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Just for once, I wish I could get back into an MMo I used to play and not find the majority of the community has devolved into a bunch of gobshites, chuds, and poasters. Gives me a horrible feeling when I can't tell whether I used to be just as bad, or whether I'm just old and antisocial now.
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Dilbert enters the public domain on January 1, 2097, in case you were wondering how long it'll be until you can make your own shitty comics
January 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Dilbert enters the public domain on January 1, 2097, in case you were wondering how long it'll be until you can make your own shitty comics
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Winston Howes lost his wife. He planted thousands of oak trees in a six-acre field
Once it was completed he put a seat in the field, overlooking the hill near where she used to live. He didn't tell anyone
Photo: SWNS
Once it was completed he put a seat in the field, overlooking the hill near where she used to live. He didn't tell anyone
Photo: SWNS
January 12, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Winston Howes lost his wife. He planted thousands of oak trees in a six-acre field
Once it was completed he put a seat in the field, overlooking the hill near where she used to live. He didn't tell anyone
Photo: SWNS
Once it was completed he put a seat in the field, overlooking the hill near where she used to live. He didn't tell anyone
Photo: SWNS
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i think standing too close to ICE is what has been getting people killed
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 AM
i think standing too close to ICE is what has been getting people killed
Bella 1, is this war yet?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
January 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Bella 1, is this war yet?
two things:
Noone should need to take that many cognitive function exams in such a short time without considerable concern raised by their day-to-day capabilities
If you have "aced" three of them, how many more are needed before the diagnosis is incompetence and/or low baseline mental function?
Noone should need to take that many cognitive function exams in such a short time without considerable concern raised by their day-to-day capabilities
If you have "aced" three of them, how many more are needed before the diagnosis is incompetence and/or low baseline mental function?
Trump again says his health is “PERFECT” and claims he “ACED” his third straight cognitive exam, a test given by doctors to detect signs of dementia
January 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
two things:
Noone should need to take that many cognitive function exams in such a short time without considerable concern raised by their day-to-day capabilities
If you have "aced" three of them, how many more are needed before the diagnosis is incompetence and/or low baseline mental function?
Noone should need to take that many cognitive function exams in such a short time without considerable concern raised by their day-to-day capabilities
If you have "aced" three of them, how many more are needed before the diagnosis is incompetence and/or low baseline mental function?
Still holding out for the fevered nightmares of a 19th century xenophobe to deliver poetic irony.
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Still holding out for the fevered nightmares of a 19th century xenophobe to deliver poetic irony.
A man who doesn't know or just refuses to do a load of laundry is not a man, but a whiny pissbaby who never got over weaning.
Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A man who doesn't know or just refuses to do a load of laundry is not a man, but a whiny pissbaby who never got over weaning.
Fired up ring fit for the first time in months, and I mean double digits of months. Pushed HR to 132bpm, think I found where my ankle pain has been hiding.
December 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fired up ring fit for the first time in months, and I mean double digits of months. Pushed HR to 132bpm, think I found where my ankle pain has been hiding.