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Saty
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not my duck.


West UK.


Occasional poster.
more bogan shit, innit?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jLo...
Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again : The Angels Live Melbourne 1988
YouTube video by Kastistos2000
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Either way, ew, no thanks. I'll go for a haircut and a meal deal today instead.
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Specific workplace, or just the whole country?
February 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Incredible control, man's got a sphincter like a steel trap
February 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Never before has the epithet smeghead been more appropriate.
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Doesn't every shitcoin carry a record of each transaction it's been used for, or something like that?

Meaning basically if you have one that's been used to pay for certain activities then you have a bit of virtual currency that effectively contains evidence of it. Makes my skin crawl tbh
February 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
It's definitely not the expected plant-based alternative, let's put it that way.
February 4, 2026 at 12:14 PM
auber-hwaht?
February 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Reposted by Saty
Congratulations! You've logged on to the central database of human misery and neuroses. Your options today are:

1. Horrors beyond your ability to tolerate
2. A 20 year old restating some basic concept as though they invented it
3. A very smug 45 year old lecturing other 45 year olds like children
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Ah yes, Optimus Slime
January 27, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Delightful Bbt GIF
ALT: Delightful Bbt GIF
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Intreegued, surely?
January 22, 2026 at 5:17 PM