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Alissa 🪐
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🪐 Astrologer, hater of “AI,” finder of typos, yapper-diviner for fun and profit. Exploring the astrology in Judaism.🪐 lnk.bio/saturnine_astro 🪐 Boston 🪐 bit.ly/saturnine_astro_reviews 🪐 Jewish as in 🆓 🇵🇸
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Join me starting December 1 for a 3wk exploration of the luminaries in Jewish text ☀️🌖

How did the sages understand their “rulership” over time & other celestial bodies?
Which major lunations define each Jewish holiday?
How is the story of Samson related to the Sun’s detriment in Aquarius?
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TO EMBODY DAY AND NIGHT: THE SUN AND MOON IN JUDAISM with Alissa Bernard Golbus | December 1-15 — Beit Kohenet
www.beitkohenet.org
New Moon in Sagittarius is the perfect time to stave off the encroaching darkness with a cute little shimmy!
I already know depression hates to see this man coming. I’m cancelling all of my therapy appointments and adding this song and dance to my morning routine.

*Depression no, no, no ALEGRÍA SI SI SI*
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is so Scorpio + Aquarius-coded 😅

(I say that having been born two weeks after Chris in Scorpio Season 1984 with Mars in Aquarius as my Ascendant ruler)
This Mercury retrograde has afforded me many great opportunities to say I told you so
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Pluto in Aquarius message ♒️
New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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the 7th house is the 8th from the 12th, which is why relationships are where privacy goes to die
October 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Chodesh tov, and Happy Scorpio Season! 🦂🖤

Tonight's New Moon in Scorpio ushers in the Hebrew month of Cheshvan חשון 🌒
October 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Happy Libra Season! Shana tova! ⚖️🍎🍯
September 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Do. Not. RSVP. To. A. Protest. It. Is. Not. Brunch.
September 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Did not expect to cry reading Phaedrus yet here we are
September 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Join me starting December 1 for a 3wk exploration of the luminaries in Jewish text ☀️🌖

How did the sages understand their “rulership” over time & other celestial bodies?
Which major lunations define each Jewish holiday?
How is the story of Samson related to the Sun’s detriment in Aquarius?
JOIN US
TO EMBODY DAY AND NIGHT: THE SUN AND MOON IN JUDAISM with Alissa Bernard Golbus | December 1-15 — Beit Kohenet
www.beitkohenet.org
September 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Every season I forget about the eclipse nightmares lol
September 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Despite being a self-proclaimed “yes-and” astrologer, who finds multiple perspectives and nuance informs my approach most commonly, there is one factor I endorse unrelentingly: traditional rulerships

Love the outers as additional context, don’t need them as part of a system that already works!
August 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My Jupiter, Mars, Sun, Venus, Moon & MC all ruled by or aspecting Saturn, while Mercury in Sag undermines it all with malefic silliness
Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
July 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Apologies if I missed the discourse and we've already been through this, but after Pedro Pascal confirmed his Cancer Asc I immediately thought of Mamdani

I am officially calling shenanigans on this 0º Leo ASC — I swear that man has an Aquarius Moon-ruled chart
Zohran Mamdani, horoscope for birth date 18 October 1991, born in Kampala, with Astrodatabank biography
Horoscope and astrology data of Zohran Mamdani born on 18 October 1991 Kampala, Uganda, with biography
www.astro.com
July 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This particular book appears to have been commissioned by Benoît Oriol and his wife Anne Marie as a gift for their third child, Antonine.

Given her Libra stellium — Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars — I like to imagine she adored it 💖
Have you ever seen a book made entirely of silk? One item getting a lot of reading room attention recently is this "Livre de Prières." This book was manufactured with the Jacquard process, which relied on perforated punch cards to operate a loom, and is considered a precursor to early programming.
July 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Happy Leo Season! 📸🌻👑❤️‍🩹🔆
July 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
July 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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I admit that I do not fully grasp what the knowledge of an ongoing genocide demands of me, but I think if I were not bothered by that question—if I batted it away, like a gnat—it could only be because something essential and irreplaceable had absented itself from my soul.
July 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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This is maddening because the unthinking machines don't think, cannot thing. You're not offloading your thinking you're playing madlibs with a see-and-say and you don't know it and *screaming*
July 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Stunning! One of the clearest views of the surface of Mars.

-Credits: NASA
July 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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We’re about to experience the first conjunction of the Moon & Uranus since Uranus entered Gemini!!

The Moon transmits the influence of the other planets to us, so this can be a potent moment for gaining insight into what Uranus is up to in that part of your chart 👀
July 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Haha yes we do ..... but you make me think: what connection do mothers have to the Moon? Is there something cultural to explore here?
July 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
It’s a little-known fact that *I* invented bisexuality at the age of 9 during the first season of the X-Files in late Fall 1993 🛸
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
July 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Grandchild of Saturn, precocious lover of emotionally heavy narratives, requested a graphic novel be sent to their summer camp — so we sent Fun Home by Alison Bechdel.

My former husband/current roomie just got a letter home that begins,

“Dear Dad, The FUCK is the graphic novel you sent me?!”
July 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Pluto in Aquarius in the past has played a significant role in Jewish history from the 1st Century AD onwards. Occurring every 250 years or so, it is now in place till 2042.
star4cast.com/jewish-diasp...
July 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM