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I hate ND, but I do hope they try to win 105-0 because that would be cool.
Notre Dame leads Syracuse 21-0 and the offense hasn’t taken the field.

Two pick-sixes and a punt return TD. My god.
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Most cuckolds post their stuff for free, it's part of the fetish, Lizza is acting without a poster or cuckold code of honor.
i cannot emphasize this enough, Ryan Lizza does not need ten bucks no matter how cucked he is
i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The fact that Xbox’s “good ‘ole days” was a console with a 33% failure rate that covered maybe the worst era of gaming is pretty telling.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 6h
Larry "Major Nelson" Hryb was the public face of Xbox for a long time – including during the glorious Xbox 360 era.

He joins the Unlocked podcast to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Xbox's greatest console: https://bit.ly/4pr89Nc
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The reason Nuzzi loved RFK Jr is because she likes killing children, let's be very real. There's a lot of people who get off to mass murder and we try to find other reasons, but it's the mass murder.
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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i don’t want to know any of this ryan lizza, talk to a therapist or priest or exorcist or whatever
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Eating your own cum is something reserved for pretty and gender questioning guys* who ask their wife to cuckold them with their handsome coworker who they definitely haven't already had sex with.
RFK Jr should be condemned by the sissy community for stolen valor.
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
RFK Jr should be condemned by the sissy community for stolen valor.
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The outside world looks so hideous and off-putting today in Houston due to some weird storm interaction with the light and it feels extremely fitting for today.
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Woke up to this getting 100 likes out of nowhere, traced how people found it, and folks, not fun.
Republicans are like "oh, you want to reduce easily preventable death? That pales in comparison to my strategy: Submitting to Christ" and then don't submit to Christ.
Call me old fashioned, but aren’t both parts of this relationship currently, uh, married to other people?
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Dancing With The Stars is about to get a lot more antisemitic
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Going to hunt pedos and finding yourself part of the group of pedophiles because you are incredibly stupid.
Marjorie Taylor Greene says she is resigning from Congress in January
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I am 6’1” and married with children and this is psychotic regardless.
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"What are you doing about the pedophiles here"

*The most pissbaby response you've ever heard in your entire life*
This interview is a snapshot into where tech companies are with online harassment right now.

They know how to end it, but they decided not to spend the money. They’re prioritizing growth (and profit) above all else. And they’re blaming YOU for logging on to the platform they designed to be unsafe.
We Asked Roblox’s C.E.O. About Child Safety. It Got Tense.
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Are we finally seeing Call of Duty die after it somehow defied gravity for over a decade.
Terrible launch for Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 in Europe. The game sold 63% fewer copies at launch compared with Battlefield 6. It's also more than 60% down over last year's Black Ops 6. (Digital and physical sales. GSD Data) www.thegamebusiness.com/p/call-of-du...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 European launch sales are 63% down over Battlefield 6
But a strong launch for Ubisoft's Anno 117: Pax Romana
www.thegamebusiness.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Are there any good toy deals so far for Black Friday. Have daughters that are 4.5 years old and 6 months old.
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Prime 4 only having one gun that sucks does not seem like the right way to attract new players in a game that is desperately trying to attract new players.
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
These guys are obviously friends with/on the payroll of guys who are friends with pedophiles and are trying to revolt against the norm of "do not be friends with pedophiles."
The Washington Post, everyone!
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This describes like 20% of the self-described communist left.
Doctors HATE this commercial #comedy #funny
YouTube video by Wizards with Guns
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Grok about to get beaten to death with hammers.
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Yes, this is why you shouldn’t run on “lowering prices” generally. Because you have immediately given yourself an impossible task. Milei and Reagan succeeded politically because they promised to reduce the inflation rate.
Obviously Trump hasn’t helped himself with the tariffs but fundamentally people want the price level to come down and the only clear way for a president to do that is engineer a recession (which he may very well do!)
Trump is absolutely cratering on economy in new Marquette poll:

Overall econ approval: 36-64
On tariffs: 37-63
On inflation/cost of living: 28-72 (!!!)

"We’re looking at a really grim downward spiral for Trump," says @timothynoah.bsky.social. All on the pod:

newrepublic.com/article/2034...
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Naruto-Sasuke are written as gay in fanfic because they’re extremely gay in text. Deku-Bakugou are written as gay in fanfic because their relationship is so fucking stupid that I guess people implicitly have to assume romance has to be involved.
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
While I'm sympathetic to the idea of people getting dumber, political cartoons seem like SNL in having basically never having been good.
i thin that the internet has largely ruined political cartoons. people don’t know how to make actual cartoons anymore. all they do now is draw an obnoxious stand in for the artist and a giant text bubble
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Update: The claim that “RFK‘s body didn’t just do that” is not an evidence based claim.
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Running on lowering costs in general is a stupid idea because you would need pretty severe across the board deflation to not have one major item have significant inflation.
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM