Samus is Here
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I'm sorry, but it is genuinely surprising that a major publisher would hide the two major changes to a major game series for 8 straight years, revealing them at the very last moment. That is not common!
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm sorry, but it is genuinely surprising that a major publisher would hide the two major changes to a major game series for 8 straight years, revealing them at the very last moment. That is not common!
I like how incredibly mad this guy is that most of the problems he's said are natural have been solved at this point.
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I like how incredibly mad this guy is that most of the problems he's said are natural have been solved at this point.
Tanabe appears to have responded to Prime 2 and 3 failing financially by losing his mind over the last two decades. There is literally no one who is excited to see Samus' motorcycle wheel on the title screen.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Tanabe appears to have responded to Prime 2 and 3 failing financially by losing his mind over the last two decades. There is literally no one who is excited to see Samus' motorcycle wheel on the title screen.
Based on these emails, it seems that America being a nation of illiterates did not start with contextual word guessing education.
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Based on these emails, it seems that America being a nation of illiterates did not start with contextual word guessing education.
People are grasping onto this update for dear life, but man
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
People are grasping onto this update for dear life, but man
Ares has both completely dead eyes and very eager eyes and it helps make him so unsettling.
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Ares has both completely dead eyes and very eager eyes and it helps make him so unsettling.
Mitch McConnell every day
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Mitch McConnell every day
Roko just had another panic attack
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Roko just had another panic attack
The "stunning claim" Bill Gates makes is that because Trump and Rubio and Musk killed USAID, philanthropy needs to fill those gaps at the expense of climate funding.
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The "stunning claim" Bill Gates makes is that because Trump and Rubio and Musk killed USAID, philanthropy needs to fill those gaps at the expense of climate funding.
Thank you, YouTube recommender system.
October 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thank you, YouTube recommender system.
This is like 120 hours of content!
October 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is like 120 hours of content!
October 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Incredible work.
October 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Incredible work.
My daughter is going with some inspired coloring choices right now.
October 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My daughter is going with some inspired coloring choices right now.
It's on Twitter so I would avoid it
October 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It's on Twitter so I would avoid it
Believed to be cancelled to avoid racist backlash.
October 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Believed to be cancelled to avoid racist backlash.
This stock surge appears to have happened for literally no reason.
October 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This stock surge appears to have happened for literally no reason.
She is still on that!
October 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
She is still on that!