samury (pronounced samurai)
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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Wild graphic on front page of WSJ.
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Wild graphic on front page of WSJ.
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Absolutely bizarre that these people willingly chose to pass up the pleasures of being rich in Kokomo, Indiana
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani's democratic socialist views spark fears companies and capital will flee, but top real estate CEOs say it's not true.
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November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Absolutely bizarre that these people willingly chose to pass up the pleasures of being rich in Kokomo, Indiana
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Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
Dang, I can't believe it's almost Happy Honda Days.
November 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Dang, I can't believe it's almost Happy Honda Days.
Just realized that Jay Sherman sported the dark academia aesthetic before it was a thing
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Just realized that Jay Sherman sported the dark academia aesthetic before it was a thing
My contribution to the Godzilla shitpost
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My contribution to the Godzilla shitpost
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it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby
Y’all, I tried healing in the new Silent Hill and Hinako started looking at trains.
September 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Y’all, I tried healing in the new Silent Hill and Hinako started looking at trains.
Why does this look like a Smash Bros character reveal?
September 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Why does this look like a Smash Bros character reveal?
Me after they unthaw after being cryogenically frozen later today:
"Tylenol Rapture Dubai Chocolate Labubu Rave!"
"Tylenol Rapture Dubai Chocolate Labubu Rave!"
September 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Me after they unthaw after being cryogenically frozen later today:
"Tylenol Rapture Dubai Chocolate Labubu Rave!"
"Tylenol Rapture Dubai Chocolate Labubu Rave!"
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settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
September 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
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mike’s hard look in the mirror
August 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
mike’s hard look in the mirror
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me (sober): i will not go to the town that is shrouded in fog to find my wife who has been dead for three years
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
August 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
me (sober): i will not go to the town that is shrouded in fog to find my wife who has been dead for three years
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
Occam's Razer Headset
August 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Occam's Razer Headset
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July 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I'm at the Oreo, I'm at the Reese's Cup, I'm at the combination Oreo and Reese's Cup!
Hershey and Mondelez are combining two of their top-selling products—the Reese’s peanut butter cup and the Oreo cookie—in a sugary marriage they say consumers have been begging for.
🔗 https://on.wsj.com/46ynZ2k
🔗 https://on.wsj.com/46ynZ2k
July 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm at the Oreo, I'm at the Reese's Cup, I'm at the combination Oreo and Reese's Cup!
"Go woke, go broke" should be about waking up and having to participate in capitalism
July 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"Go woke, go broke" should be about waking up and having to participate in capitalism
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my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru
July 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru
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THAT’S THE SAME PERSON
Musk is prepping the male Grok “companion,” which he describes as a cross between “Edward Cullen from Twilight and Christian Grey from 50 Shades.”
July 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
THAT’S THE SAME PERSON