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Just realized that Jay Sherman sported the dark academia aesthetic before it was a thing
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Just realized that Jay Sherman sported the dark academia aesthetic before it was a thing
My contribution to the Godzilla shitpost
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My contribution to the Godzilla shitpost
Y’all, I tried healing in the new Silent Hill and Hinako started looking at trains.
September 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Y’all, I tried healing in the new Silent Hill and Hinako started looking at trains.
July 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Damn, I love Knockout Tour in Mario Kart World.
June 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Damn, I love Knockout Tour in Mario Kart World.
Rolled credits on Clair Obscur.
May 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Rolled credits on Clair Obscur.
Florence Pugh did not PU in the latest installment of the MCU!
May 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Florence Pugh did not PU in the latest installment of the MCU!
Me reading a Discord about Blue Prince.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Me reading a Discord about Blue Prince.
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social Me at the beginning of your book vs me at the end of your book.
April 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social Me at the beginning of your book vs me at the end of your book.
Happy Switch 2 preorder day to those who celebrate (not me)
April 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Happy Switch 2 preorder day to those who celebrate (not me)
Keanu Reeves will return as Le Chevalier Danceny in "Avengers: Doomsday"
March 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Keanu Reeves will return as Le Chevalier Danceny in "Avengers: Doomsday"
23 and me: DELETE YOUR DNA
Me after deleting my DNA:
Me after deleting my DNA:
March 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
23 and me: DELETE YOUR DNA
Me after deleting my DNA:
Me after deleting my DNA:
Me walking out of Uniqlo after saying "no" when they ask if I wanted to pay ten cents for a bag.
March 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Me walking out of Uniqlo after saying "no" when they ask if I wanted to pay ten cents for a bag.
Here’s my first Flashes post y’all.
February 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Here’s my first Flashes post y’all.
Okay, I know how WB can rescue their game studios. They need to make a character action game called The Third Brother.
February 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Okay, I know how WB can rescue their game studios. They need to make a character action game called The Third Brother.
How I play Avowed
February 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM
How I play Avowed
Happy Lunar New Year y’all.
January 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Happy Lunar New Year y’all.
Write some shit on some paper today.
January 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Write some shit on some paper today.