Samuel Drake
@samueldrake.bsky.social
Voice Actor, Writer | Rep: Dean Panaro Talent
Committed to keeping it trivial
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Committed to keeping it trivial
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All you need to know about Promise Mascot Agency is that it's a management sim card battler set in a Showa era town that you chaotically barrel through in your winged truck. The Yakuza influence is clear, but it would be insane to accuse this game of lacking originality. Bewildering and perfect.
October 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
All you need to know about Promise Mascot Agency is that it's a management sim card battler set in a Showa era town that you chaotically barrel through in your winged truck. The Yakuza influence is clear, but it would be insane to accuse this game of lacking originality. Bewildering and perfect.
I briefly lost consciousness last week and woke up to this
September 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I briefly lost consciousness last week and woke up to this
Bewildering news from Microsoft today. As always, Schreier is the guy to follow for updates. To say I hope everyone lands on their feet okay feels ridiculous
This morning, Zenimax Online Studios told staff that their MMO project Blackbird was canceled and abruptly deactivated the team's access to Slack. Three hours later, team members have no idea if they have jobs. They still have access to email and Teams but have not heard from HR or management
July 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Bewildering news from Microsoft today. As always, Schreier is the guy to follow for updates. To say I hope everyone lands on their feet okay feels ridiculous
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we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
June 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Infant xenomorph bursts through John Hurt's chest to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race
June 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Infant xenomorph bursts through John Hurt's chest to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race
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Oh, this reminds me, I handled the English script localization for this game. Hope you like it!
Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves - Andy Bogard (out June 24) www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ja2...
June 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Oh, this reminds me, I handled the English script localization for this game. Hope you like it!
Mario Kart World is my favorite Mario Kart, but I still wish it was more like Diddy Kong Racing
June 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Mario Kart World is my favorite Mario Kart, but I still wish it was more like Diddy Kong Racing
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If you are the Staten Island Switch 2 receipt stapler 1) I hope you are holding up okay and 2) let me know if you're available for an interview. All personal info will be kept private/anonymized!
ethan.gach@kotaku.com
Signal at 2673263042
ethan.gach@kotaku.com
Signal at 2673263042
Staten Island GameStop Stapled Receipts To Switch 2s And Punctured The Screens Because Nintendo Boxed Them In The Weirdest Way Possible
Some unlucky fans have holes in their Switch 2 now
kotaku.com
June 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
If you are the Staten Island Switch 2 receipt stapler 1) I hope you are holding up okay and 2) let me know if you're available for an interview. All personal info will be kept private/anonymized!
ethan.gach@kotaku.com
Signal at 2673263042
ethan.gach@kotaku.com
Signal at 2673263042
Happy Pride by the way
Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?
June 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Happy Pride by the way
The First Berserker: Khazan is more Niohlike than Soulslike. It makes some clever tweaks to the formula, but is weak on vibes. Fascinatingly bland script delivered by an extremely talented voice cast. Also: too hard. A rare DNF, for me.
May 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The First Berserker: Khazan is more Niohlike than Soulslike. It makes some clever tweaks to the formula, but is weak on vibes. Fascinatingly bland script delivered by an extremely talented voice cast. Also: too hard. A rare DNF, for me.
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How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me
May 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me
Hard to believe that in just one week I will receive the coordinates to the dead drop site that scalper will be leaving my Switch 2
May 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Hard to believe that in just one week I will receive the coordinates to the dead drop site that scalper will be leaving my Switch 2
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Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance #GoogleTranslatesMTG #MTGxFINALFANTASY
May 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance #GoogleTranslatesMTG #MTGxFINALFANTASY
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Official Yoshitaka Amano GEX art is a clear sign that this reality is collapsing in on itself
May 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Official Yoshitaka Amano GEX art is a clear sign that this reality is collapsing in on itself
Saw Sinners last night. It was good! Humiliating that they've gotta set a movie in 1932 for me to be like—oh I know that song. That one too!
May 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Saw Sinners last night. It was good! Humiliating that they've gotta set a movie in 1932 for me to be like—oh I know that song. That one too!
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Early impressions of Blue Prince: I've never been more stressed out that I don't have a banana in my entire life
April 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Early impressions of Blue Prince: I've never been more stressed out that I don't have a banana in my entire life
I will play better games this year, but none will make me smile like Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii. I always reach the end of these games surprised that Ryu Ga Gotoku managed to sneak a genuinely moving story into a funhouse of evil idols and underdog taco salesmen. They did it again!
April 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I will play better games this year, but none will make me smile like Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii. I always reach the end of these games surprised that Ryu Ga Gotoku managed to sneak a genuinely moving story into a funhouse of evil idols and underdog taco salesmen. They did it again!
First you gotta find the ninjas
March 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
First you gotta find the ninjas
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"Game Informer Is Back And The Entire Team Has Returned" www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoVf...
March 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"Game Informer Is Back And The Entire Team Has Returned" www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoVf...
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Tickets for the self directing and audition prep workout are live! Bring your own copy (or test your chops on a randomized script) and we'll work on building confidence in your self directing skills!
Head over to scarygood.studio/learning to sign up!
Head over to scarygood.studio/learning to sign up!
March 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Tickets for the self directing and audition prep workout are live! Bring your own copy (or test your chops on a randomized script) and we'll work on building confidence in your self directing skills!
Head over to scarygood.studio/learning to sign up!
Head over to scarygood.studio/learning to sign up!