Samuel Drake
@samueldrake.bsky.social
Voice Actor, Writer | Rep: Dean Panaro Talent
Committed to keeping it trivial
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Committed to keeping it trivial
samueldrakevoice.com
Give him the chair
July 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Give him the chair
I used to bartend at a casino. A pachinko tech gave me a Konami branded screwdriver that had the same information printed on it. Highly practical business card
July 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I used to bartend at a casino. A pachinko tech gave me a Konami branded screwdriver that had the same information printed on it. Highly practical business card
Silent Hill 2 not cracking the top 50 is all the evidence I need that democracy does not work
July 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Silent Hill 2 not cracking the top 50 is all the evidence I need that democracy does not work
Historically god doesn't do much helping in these games
June 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Historically god doesn't do much helping in these games
I would like to retract my previous defense
June 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I would like to retract my previous defense
Checked with my girlfriend: she does not know who Kevin Durant is
June 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Checked with my girlfriend: she does not know who Kevin Durant is
In his defense, the day I turned 30 I stopped knowing the names of half the people in pop culture and it has only gotten worse
June 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
In his defense, the day I turned 30 I stopped knowing the names of half the people in pop culture and it has only gotten worse
Unironically my favorite thing to say to friends while enjoying the scenery: "look at those graphics"
June 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Unironically my favorite thing to say to friends while enjoying the scenery: "look at those graphics"
Agent Smith multiplies into hundreds of thousands, spells "CUOMO 4 NYC," visible from space
June 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Agent Smith multiplies into hundreds of thousands, spells "CUOMO 4 NYC," visible from space
Not only do I not know who that guy is, I'm not 100% I know who Chris Hayes is
June 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Not only do I not know who that guy is, I'm not 100% I know who Chris Hayes is
"That damn disease" confirmed to be alopecia
June 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"That damn disease" confirmed to be alopecia
So does he want them to evacuate Tehran, or form a rebel alliance? Seems like kind of an either/or situation
June 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
So does he want them to evacuate Tehran, or form a rebel alliance? Seems like kind of an either/or situation
“We have been anything but silent about our mission to champion proven IP as a central piece of our theatrical strategy" 🤢
June 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“We have been anything but silent about our mission to champion proven IP as a central piece of our theatrical strategy" 🤢
Feels ridiculous to say, but I'm thinking of you and your family.
June 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Feels ridiculous to say, but I'm thinking of you and your family.
You were not, that's why it's rated T for Teen
June 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You were not, that's why it's rated T for Teen