Sam
@samonchar.bsky.social
Writer of puns. Charity fundraiser. Fan of live comedy, theatre & music. Leeds United fanatic - MOT / ALAW
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Sam
@samonchar.bsky.social
· Aug 21
#LunchPun
My friend asked if I would like to buy her incomplete Monopoly set where one set of cards was missing. I said ‘no chance’.
My friend asked if I would like to buy her incomplete Monopoly set where one set of cards was missing. I said ‘no chance’.
#PopularDrinksInASongOrMovie
Is BritVic There?
Is BritVic There?
a glass of orange juice is on a table next to apples
ALT: a glass of orange juice is on a table next to apples
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November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Is BritVic There?
Is BritVic There?
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November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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The House That Jack Lilt
The House That Jack Lilt
a man is standing in front of a shelf full of boxes
ALT: a man is standing in front of a shelf full of boxes
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November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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The House That Jack Lilt
The House That Jack Lilt
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The Hurt Mocha
The Hurt Mocha
a man wearing a helmet and goggles looks at the camera with makeagif.com at the bottom
ALT: a man wearing a helmet and goggles looks at the camera with makeagif.com at the bottom
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November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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The Hurt Mocha
The Hurt Mocha
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Milkshake, Rattle & Roll
Milkshake, Rattle & Roll
a man is drinking from a bottle and holding a stuffed pineapple with the words shake rattle roll written on it
ALT: a man is drinking from a bottle and holding a stuffed pineapple with the words shake rattle roll written on it
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November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Milkshake, Rattle & Roll
Milkshake, Rattle & Roll
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Whiskey Business
Whiskey Business
a man wearing sunglasses is smiling with his mouth wide open
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is smiling with his mouth wide open
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November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Whiskey Business
Whiskey Business
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Tequila Mockingbird
Tequila Mockingbird
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a bowl of food .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a bowl of food .
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November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Tequila Mockingbird
Tequila Mockingbird
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November 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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My mate, a farmer, won a silver trophy for his crops. I said I can barley believe it, that’s amaizeing, wheat till I tell my wife. You oat to have won the gold, I hope they’ve spelt your name correctly on the cup. #LunchPun
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
My mate, a farmer, won a silver trophy for his crops. I said I can barley believe it, that’s amaizeing, wheat till I tell my wife. You oat to have won the gold, I hope they’ve spelt your name correctly on the cup. #LunchPun
#LunchPun
I keep climbing to the top of a hill & pouring vats of olive oil, vegetable oil & sunflower oil down. I really need to stop doing this ‘cos it’s a slippery slope.
I keep climbing to the top of a hill & pouring vats of olive oil, vegetable oil & sunflower oil down. I really need to stop doing this ‘cos it’s a slippery slope.
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
#LunchPun
I keep climbing to the top of a hill & pouring vats of olive oil, vegetable oil & sunflower oil down. I really need to stop doing this ‘cos it’s a slippery slope.
I keep climbing to the top of a hill & pouring vats of olive oil, vegetable oil & sunflower oil down. I really need to stop doing this ‘cos it’s a slippery slope.
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Whoosh You Were Here
#SoundsInSongsAndMovies
#SoundsInSongsAndMovies
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Whoosh You Were Here
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#SoundsInSongsAndMovies
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#SoundsInSongsAndMovies Hiss of the Spider Woman
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
#SoundsInSongsAndMovies Hiss of the Spider Woman
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November 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Two Mewls for Sister Sara
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#SoundsInSongsAndMovies
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Two Mewls for Sister Sara
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#SoundsInSongsAndMovies
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Anything starring Raquel Squelch
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#SoundsInSongsAndMovies
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Anything starring Raquel Squelch
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#SoundsInSongsAndMovies
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#SoundsInSongsAndMovies Yawn of the dead..
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
#SoundsInSongsAndMovies Yawn of the dead..
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Thud Vibrations
Thud Vibrations
a group of men singing and playing instruments with the words good good good behind them
ALT: a group of men singing and playing instruments with the words good good good behind them
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November 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Thud Vibrations
Thud Vibrations
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A Vroom With A View
A Vroom With A View
a man in a hat is holding a book in his hands
ALT: a man in a hat is holding a book in his hands
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November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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A Vroom With A View
A Vroom With A View
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Let It Beep
Let It Beep
a group of people are walking across a street in a crosswalk .
ALT: a group of people are walking across a street in a crosswalk .
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November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Let It Beep
Let It Beep
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Quack To The Future
Quack To The Future
a man with gray hair and a yellow jacket is smiling .
ALT: a man with gray hair and a yellow jacket is smiling .
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November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Quack To The Future
Quack To The Future