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Richard Pulsford
@richardpulsford.bsky.social
Stand-up comedian. UK Pun Champion 2022. Scottish Comedian of the Year runner-up 2021. Top 10 Jokes of Edinburgh Fringe 2019/21/22. ON UK TOUR 2025. Linktree: https://t.co/bleOfIgoiI
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You illustrate the demographics of Norfolk people using a Fen Diagram.
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November 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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There are claims Pinocchio's nose actually grew when he was being honest.

Huge if true.

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November 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
- You say you need to shop for flowers to flavour your beer, a large outdoor receptacle for your building waste and something for your horse to practice leaping over? How far will we have to travel?
- Don't worry it's just a hop, skip and a jump away

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November 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
- This takeaway is REALLY salty and spicy!
- Savoury?
- OK, this takeaway is VERY salty and spicy!

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November 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
- Unfortunately the composer is ill so the concert's been cancelled
- Haydn sick?
- No, I don't want to play childish games

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November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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History-themed podcast IJSH returns to the @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social on Sunday 8th Feb 2026 at Wygston's House, with @pepitaprods.bsky.social Kevin Hudson and Ben Ennis on the panel, and host @richardpulsford.bsky.social

You can buy your tickets (£7.50 (£6.00 concessions)) here: bit.ly/3X7lHkx
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I kept trying to explain to my son how to dress up like a smurf, until he was blue in the face

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November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The cold water here isn't soft but my kettle has fur

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November 7, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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If anyone wants to talk about the strong aroma in the office, my Dior's always open.

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November 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The noise at the tattoo parlour was ear piercing

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November 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Guy Fawkes travelled extensively in Europe, so while most of us associate baked potatoes with bonfires, it was always penne for the Guy.

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November 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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#LunchPun Just watched a load of politicians arguing on BBC1 about the best County Christmas Shows where you can buy dried grapes to add to a Xmas cake. I do like curranty fairs programmes.
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
The guard at the fireworks display kicked up a stink after I crept over the fence and let off a big one

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November 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I'll be appearing at The Cosy Club in the Nottingham Comedy Festival this Sunday at 16:30 performing one-liners and puns in my show 'The Short Joke Teller Returns'.

If you're in the area, it would be lovely to see you there.

Tickets: bit.ly/42dpBLQ
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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DENTISTRY:
Definition - a person’s motor insurance claims record

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November 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Got called in to work today on my day off because apparently there was a hacker in the building and i needed to find them.

Ended up taking part in a ritual war dance.

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November 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
In WW2, German pilots used to bark at the enemy as a joke but the Brits knew how to deal with the woof laughter

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November 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Congratulations to the winners of the 2025 'Towns in the Hallowe'en spirit' award: Goring, creepy Crawley and Goole

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November 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I miss trick-or-treating at David Bowie's house.

He'd give out wee candy Heroes, just for one day.

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October 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The last time I tried to do the Time Warp it was a horror show

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October 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
- Has the cable engineer texted you his lunch order yet?
- Yes. He wants bran and strong alcohol measures.
- Let's see. No, fiber optics is what he's here to fix!

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October 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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The next IJSH episode (no. 72) is now out!

This one was recorded at the Gold Hill Museum in Shaftesbury on 18th July.

On the panel with host @richardpulsford.bsky.social were Tim Biglowe @richierands-tmtl.bsky.social and Elaine Barratt.

Listen out for Tim's topical joke!

Link: bit.ly/48To0PB
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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I left the TV remote on the bed last night and kept turning over in my sleep.

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October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Skaters rescued some ducks trapped as waters froze in Holland which was an ice Dutch

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October 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social 2026 programme has been launched today. I will have be presenting four different shows in the festival in February and be taking part in a double-header as well.

All links to my shows can be found on linktr.ee/richardpulsford
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Stand-up comedian. UK Pun Championships winner 2022. As seen on Channel4.
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October 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM