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Sam Hanley
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Should probably be doing something productive.

He/him
Lots of soul searching for the Texans this offseason. Wasted a generational defensive unit with catastrophically poor offensive play, particularly from the QB.

What CJ does with his offseason will really determine his career.
January 19, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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In hindsight it was a bad idea to put a child molester with dementia in charge of everything. That’s our bad. That one’s on us
January 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Games are such a funny medium to generalize about because like, games is an absurdly broad umbrella that we've decided is one medium even though you can easily come up with two examples of a "video game" that are more unlike each other than any two movies or novels
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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October 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Never thought I'd see the day when Star Wars would win something like this.

What a special, special series.
Dan Gilroy when he accepted the Emmy for Best Writing in a Drama Series for ANDOR 🏆

“We have friends everywhere.”
September 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Rise of Skywalker, by a mile
Worst movie you’ve seen in the last 10 years?
July 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Andor is the most grown up shit on television in years
The grownups are going to vote for grownup shit, ya dig?
July 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"My theft business will go out of business if we can't steal stuff anymore"
May 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Happy 20th to the single greatest frame in movie history
May 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Revenge of the Sith. John Williams doing the heavy lifting.
What's the middest movie that has ever made you cry?
May 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Andor, man. What a thing.
May 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Seeing a lot of “Andor is the best SW thing since the OT.”

It’s not. It’s the best Star Wars has EVER been. It’s better than Star Wars has any right to be. And the timing of its message couldn’t be any more prescient or poignant.
May 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
That seals it. Andor is the best Star Wars.

What an incredible miracle Tony Gilroy and company have made.
May 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
April 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Incredible.

Master and Commander legit is the best Star Trek movie.
Master and Commander/TNG Intro

this was rendering all day while I was out lol
April 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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April 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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do we have to keep fighting about whether this is an evil plan or incompetence?

it is both! they have a ton of evil plans! they published a book of evil plans!

they're also the biggest clown motherfuckers on the planet! they're gonna do a lot of accidental evil on their way to on purpose evil!
April 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Look at that cow tearing ass
April 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Iconic.
March 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM