"Can you perform under pressure?"

No, but I can sing shake it off

Someone just told me that garlic is an “overrated seasoning” and long story short it’s always painful when a friendship ends.

My legacy from twitter 🤠

What I Support

Immigrant Rights ✊🏼
DACA with a Path to Citizenship ☀️
LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Indigenous People 🫶
Women’s Rights 💖
Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Autism Awareness ♾
Disability Awareness 🏥
Climate Change Awareness 🍃🌳
Love 💚

Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again

Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?

Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.

I think I'm just going to put on noise canceling headphones for the next four years.

Some of the same people who want to ban library books and drag shows seem perfectly fine with sexual predators serving in the cabinet. Make that make sense.

The biggest advantage of being poor as fuck is that my gaming backlog doesn't get any bigger

Bluesky> threads>Banging your head into the wall > x

Anyone else absolutely bop to Christmas Vacations intro song every time they watch it?

I missed having fun with friends 😂🤣

I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.

I heard that Andrew Tate tried to come stretch his awkward wings here and got banned in just one day.

Sorry, hate has no home here. Stay in the bad place, thanks.