Samuel Two Cats
@sammy2cats.bsky.social
I am two cats wearing a trench coat, pretending to be human.
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
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I'm not going to eat Steve.
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'm not going to eat Steve.
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It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
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okay, what the fuck is going on with this dumbass franklin the turtle shit. this is even stupider and more embarrassing than normal, and these fucking clowns aren't within a country mile of normal to start with.
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
okay, what the fuck is going on with this dumbass franklin the turtle shit. this is even stupider and more embarrassing than normal, and these fucking clowns aren't within a country mile of normal to start with.
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SIX
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THE CHEESE WEDGE OF THE BEAST
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THE CHEESE WEDGE OF THE BEAST
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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THE CHEESE WEDGE OF THE BEAST
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THE CHEESE WEDGE OF THE BEAST
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Today's album of the day is CrazySexyCool by TLC, released on this date in 1994
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Today's album of the day is CrazySexyCool by TLC, released on this date in 1994
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Where’s the sandwich throwing guy. Set target to Chuck Schumer.
a close up of a computer keyboard with a bunch of wires hanging from it .
ALT: a close up of a computer keyboard with a bunch of wires hanging from it .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Where’s the sandwich throwing guy. Set target to Chuck Schumer.
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This pile of flap meat has more spine than Chuck Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This pile of flap meat has more spine than Chuck Schumer
Saturday Night Live is not okay.
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Saturday Night Live is not okay.
Listen,
If the Pope eats a cannoli, is said cannoli thereby a Holy Cannoli in the eyes of the (Roman Catholic) Church?
If the Pope eats a cannoli, is said cannoli thereby a Holy Cannoli in the eyes of the (Roman Catholic) Church?
a young boy is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and his hands on his head .
ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and his hands on his head .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Listen,
If the Pope eats a cannoli, is said cannoli thereby a Holy Cannoli in the eyes of the (Roman Catholic) Church?
If the Pope eats a cannoli, is said cannoli thereby a Holy Cannoli in the eyes of the (Roman Catholic) Church?
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I asked about Game Awards press tickets in October. Got an email yesterday encouraging me to buy my own, as there were no spares.
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I asked about Game Awards press tickets in October. Got an email yesterday encouraging me to buy my own, as there were no spares.
Upper Deez Nutz: $69
UPPER MEZZ: $58.92
LOGE RIGHT: $207.08
LOGE RIGHT CENTER: $1,502
LOGE LEFT: $269.82
ORCH LEFT: $300.20
ORCH RIGHT: $318.22
ORCH RIGHT CENTER: $564.72
ORCH LEFT: $300.20
ORCH LEFT CENTER: $317.25
LOGE RIGHT: $207.08
LOGE RIGHT CENTER: $1,502
LOGE LEFT: $269.82
ORCH LEFT: $300.20
ORCH RIGHT: $318.22
ORCH RIGHT CENTER: $564.72
ORCH LEFT: $300.20
ORCH LEFT CENTER: $317.25
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Upper Deez Nutz: $69
Funny how Elections are happening all over, but everyone is so invested in god damn “hey we’re votin’ hereee” New York citay. This is just me telling you not to forget that wherever you are, what’s happening locally will impact you and your life. Go out and vote, unless you are a republican nazi.
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Funny how Elections are happening all over, but everyone is so invested in god damn “hey we’re votin’ hereee” New York citay. This is just me telling you not to forget that wherever you are, what’s happening locally will impact you and your life. Go out and vote, unless you are a republican nazi.
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Here is small otter. He is so small he’s probably still learning how to otter properly. Good luck, little otter!
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Here is small otter. He is so small he’s probably still learning how to otter properly. Good luck, little otter!
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
Dick Cheney finally chasing down those weapons of mass destruction in hell
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Dick Cheney finally chasing down those weapons of mass destruction in hell
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Steve is deep in conversation with some plastic pumpkins. We had better keep out of it. It looks important.
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Steve is deep in conversation with some plastic pumpkins. We had better keep out of it. It looks important.