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Figaro
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I like ice cream
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Best picture ever taken of my cat
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woah I'm sorry, Cloud. Won't happen again. Please don't hurt me
December 17, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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Santa’s workshop
December 16, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 2:55 AM
idk why people are complaining about the Game of The Year Award winner. MONKEY obviously deserved it. #gameawards
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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Snapdragons are my favorite flower to grow. They do however produce seed pods that look like the screaming skulls of the damned.
December 12, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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oh, the bill? do worry about paying. we got you uncovered. your money's so good here. it's off the house
December 12, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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practicing is considered to be a form of cheating in most sports, as well it should be. take a look at the last 20 or 25 nba champions. i guarantee you that the vast majority of them held practice almost every single day. it's destroying the sports we love
December 11, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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Boss: we're going to replace you with a robot

Me: lol good luck getting a robot to match my performance

Boss: it's broken and does nothing

Me: shit
December 9, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 9:05 AM
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Ditto chair!
December 9, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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woodchuck: (seeing some unchucked wood) what the fuck is this
December 8, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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Free him
December 7, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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"CEO Down!"
Spotted in Seattle
December 7, 2024 at 12:25 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 1:16 PM
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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December 6, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 4:37 AM