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Cameo’s song about me: https://youtu.be/nottxrPEW-o?si=C44RKnt3rEFwJjQy
Former attorney for protection of historic and cultural places.
Current expert on Bravo shows.
Married lady.
Discernment is my secret weapon.
Former attorney for protection of historic and cultural places.
Current expert on Bravo shows.
Married lady.
Discernment is my secret weapon.
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Susie Wiles has her holiday "out of office" voicemail greeting updated to: out of context, back next Tuesday.
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Susie Wiles has her holiday "out of office" voicemail greeting updated to: out of context, back next Tuesday.
Rob Reiner was a brilliant and a hero, in so many ways.
But it all started with stuff like this 1976 episode of Rockford Files, one of the funniest things ever. He stole the show.
But it all started with stuff like this 1976 episode of Rockford Files, one of the funniest things ever. He stole the show.
December 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Rob Reiner was a brilliant and a hero, in so many ways.
But it all started with stuff like this 1976 episode of Rockford Files, one of the funniest things ever. He stole the show.
But it all started with stuff like this 1976 episode of Rockford Files, one of the funniest things ever. He stole the show.
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the male loneliness epidemic could be solved by training touch-starved men to become service animals
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
the male loneliness epidemic could be solved by training touch-starved men to become service animals
Alina Habba…
A.H.
Ahahahaha!
Loser.
A.H.
Ahahahaha!
Loser.
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Alina Habba…
A.H.
Ahahahaha!
Loser.
A.H.
Ahahahaha!
Loser.
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And here I thought he was the “protector” of women. Turns out he hates em. Shocking.
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
And here I thought he was the “protector” of women. Turns out he hates em. Shocking.
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Writing a book called WASP Diaspora about the, uh, I don’t know? Way country clubs are woke now? I gotta come up with something Simon & Schuster advanced me $400,000 before I finished posting this. God damn the right loves this dumb shit.
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Writing a book called WASP Diaspora about the, uh, I don’t know? Way country clubs are woke now? I gotta come up with something Simon & Schuster advanced me $400,000 before I finished posting this. God damn the right loves this dumb shit.
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Feds: We’re gunna do a show of force on NYC to put those commies in their place 😈
The commies: *fucks their whole shit up*
NYPD: *shows up to stop that*
The commies: *fucks their shit up too*
Feds: Sorry, NYPD ☹️ won’t happen again ☹️
The commies: *fucks their whole shit up*
NYPD: *shows up to stop that*
The commies: *fucks their shit up too*
Feds: Sorry, NYPD ☹️ won’t happen again ☹️
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Feds: We’re gunna do a show of force on NYC to put those commies in their place 😈
The commies: *fucks their whole shit up*
NYPD: *shows up to stop that*
The commies: *fucks their shit up too*
Feds: Sorry, NYPD ☹️ won’t happen again ☹️
The commies: *fucks their whole shit up*
NYPD: *shows up to stop that*
The commies: *fucks their shit up too*
Feds: Sorry, NYPD ☹️ won’t happen again ☹️
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He is the greatest hero that completely unimpressive men have ever had
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
He is the greatest hero that completely unimpressive men have ever had
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
I didn’t think so before, but I absolutely think Epstein was murdered now.
Those emails show he absolutely wouldn’t have willingly gone out without decisively taking Trump down too.
Those emails show he absolutely wouldn’t have willingly gone out without decisively taking Trump down too.
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I didn’t think so before, but I absolutely think Epstein was murdered now.
Those emails show he absolutely wouldn’t have willingly gone out without decisively taking Trump down too.
Those emails show he absolutely wouldn’t have willingly gone out without decisively taking Trump down too.
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my patience has increased but I will say, it is ok to have trouble reading, it is not ok to scream at people for things you imagined they said because you can't read what they actually said
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
my patience has increased but I will say, it is ok to have trouble reading, it is not ok to scream at people for things you imagined they said because you can't read what they actually said
Joyce Carol Oates owning Elon on Twitter dignifies the fact that I’ve devoted my 2025 to making shitty men cry on social media.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Joyce Carol Oates owning Elon on Twitter dignifies the fact that I’ve devoted my 2025 to making shitty men cry on social media.
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This one hit me in the feels today
June 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This one hit me in the feels today
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Those scary ass mummies in the Market of Hyrule Castle Town in Zelda Ocarina of time. The ones that scream before grabbing you.
Yeah, they endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Yeah, they endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
June 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Those scary ass mummies in the Market of Hyrule Castle Town in Zelda Ocarina of time. The ones that scream before grabbing you.
Yeah, they endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Yeah, they endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
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just learned that guys who reply “oh and this surprises you?” have endorsed Andrew Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
just learned that guys who reply “oh and this surprises you?” have endorsed Andrew Cuomo
My current choices are hyperfocusing on Love Island USA or on news of the cruel dismantling of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
ADHD is so stupid.
ADHD is so stupid.
June 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My current choices are hyperfocusing on Love Island USA or on news of the cruel dismantling of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
ADHD is so stupid.
ADHD is so stupid.
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Guess we should have gone to his parade damn
June 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Guess we should have gone to his parade damn
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I can’t imagine being active duty military and being asked to go to war by someone too lazy to attend their daily intel briefing.
June 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I can’t imagine being active duty military and being asked to go to war by someone too lazy to attend their daily intel briefing.
Not sure why, but people don’t often say “I have a kid” or “I have a child” anymore.
They say “I’m a mom” or “I’m a dad.”
On Love Island, Huda made cutesy voice to Nic while disclosing “I’m a mommy…” And Nic, confused, “what? a mommy to what?!” The old way would’ve helped here.
#loveislandusa
They say “I’m a mom” or “I’m a dad.”
On Love Island, Huda made cutesy voice to Nic while disclosing “I’m a mommy…” And Nic, confused, “what? a mommy to what?!” The old way would’ve helped here.
#loveislandusa
June 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Not sure why, but people don’t often say “I have a kid” or “I have a child” anymore.
They say “I’m a mom” or “I’m a dad.”
On Love Island, Huda made cutesy voice to Nic while disclosing “I’m a mommy…” And Nic, confused, “what? a mommy to what?!” The old way would’ve helped here.
#loveislandusa
They say “I’m a mom” or “I’m a dad.”
On Love Island, Huda made cutesy voice to Nic while disclosing “I’m a mommy…” And Nic, confused, “what? a mommy to what?!” The old way would’ve helped here.
#loveislandusa
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97% of extremist-related murders in the U.S. in 2024 were linked to right-wing extremists. It’s not a political movement anymore - it’s a hobby for failed men with too much testosterone and not enough brain cells.
June 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
97% of extremist-related murders in the U.S. in 2024 were linked to right-wing extremists. It’s not a political movement anymore - it’s a hobby for failed men with too much testosterone and not enough brain cells.
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yooooooooo she is ADDLED
June 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
yooooooooo she is ADDLED
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I don’t understand people who track their activity all day and night, I never want to know what I’m up to
June 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I don’t understand people who track their activity all day and night, I never want to know what I’m up to
Got to 🖕🖕 a DHS agent today at close range, with emphasis.
He was in the next bay of the gas station in a marked SUV.
I’m sure my grand gesture was more comical than anything, but we locked eyes and it made me so happy. Fuck them so much.
He was in the next bay of the gas station in a marked SUV.
I’m sure my grand gesture was more comical than anything, but we locked eyes and it made me so happy. Fuck them so much.
June 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Got to 🖕🖕 a DHS agent today at close range, with emphasis.
He was in the next bay of the gas station in a marked SUV.
I’m sure my grand gesture was more comical than anything, but we locked eyes and it made me so happy. Fuck them so much.
He was in the next bay of the gas station in a marked SUV.
I’m sure my grand gesture was more comical than anything, but we locked eyes and it made me so happy. Fuck them so much.