Salacious B Crumb
@salbcrumb.bsky.social
jester, raconteur, gossip, naturalist
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November 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Prime is so cool for streaming live sports. They even have filters where the video gets choppy and everyone’s voice sounds like Hal 3000 dying
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Prime is so cool for streaming live sports. They even have filters where the video gets choppy and everyone’s voice sounds like Hal 3000 dying
I think “family” cards against humanity is better because most people aren’t actually funny enough to use the regular version.
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I think “family” cards against humanity is better because most people aren’t actually funny enough to use the regular version.
What is Guided By Voices’ deal?
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
What is Guided By Voices’ deal?
Setting up my rig with a steam boiler so that it’s rolling coal when I’m mining coin
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Setting up my rig with a steam boiler so that it’s rolling coal when I’m mining coin
My essential survival mechanism summed up in two words
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My essential survival mechanism summed up in two words
It’s clearly just spandex, but goddamn, it’s perfect
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It’s clearly just spandex, but goddamn, it’s perfect
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One guy was blocking a busy aisle checking his list, so another guy conked him on the head and bellowed, “LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!” and dozens of shoppers descended on the body and tore it to shreds.
Black Friday gonna be wild 😳
Black Friday gonna be wild 😳
Grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving like a fuckin idiot
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
One guy was blocking a busy aisle checking his list, so another guy conked him on the head and bellowed, “LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!” and dozens of shoppers descended on the body and tore it to shreds.
Black Friday gonna be wild 😳
Black Friday gonna be wild 😳
Grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving like a fuckin idiot
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving like a fuckin idiot
We’re going to move heaven and earth and flout the laws of God and man if needed to find the original edit of the Magnificent Ambersons
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
We’re going to move heaven and earth and flout the laws of God and man if needed to find the original edit of the Magnificent Ambersons
I love movie trivia!
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I love movie trivia!
Huge inspiration for Down With Love
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Huge inspiration for Down With Love
Ooh, Pillow Talk with Doris Day and Rock Hudson (1959) is on at the bar during trivia. No sound but it looks incredible 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Ooh, Pillow Talk with Doris Day and Rock Hudson (1959) is on at the bar during trivia. No sound but it looks incredible 🤣
Imagine gathering the family around the laptop at thanksgiving to pull up your late Uncle Chris’ AI ghost so he can tell you your haircut looks “kinda gay” one last time.
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Imagine gathering the family around the laptop at thanksgiving to pull up your late Uncle Chris’ AI ghost so he can tell you your haircut looks “kinda gay” one last time.
Reading your social cues to filth
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Reading your social cues to filth
someday, when we mortals leave the digital realm, this inter-net, whether by choice or extinction, the porn bots will claim that abandoned land and make it anew
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
someday, when we mortals leave the digital realm, this inter-net, whether by choice or extinction, the porn bots will claim that abandoned land and make it anew
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@sararah.bsky.social does anyone ever come into the store and ask you this
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
@sararah.bsky.social does anyone ever come into the store and ask you this
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Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.
I didn’t have cable, so when I was able to watch this at my buddy’s house during sleepovers, it blew my mind
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I didn’t have cable, so when I was able to watch this at my buddy’s house during sleepovers, it blew my mind
It’s adorable when normal accounts talk about Star Wars.
Like watching a cat flail around with its head stuck in a paper bag.
Like watching a cat flail around with its head stuck in a paper bag.
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It’s adorable when normal accounts talk about Star Wars.
Like watching a cat flail around with its head stuck in a paper bag.
Like watching a cat flail around with its head stuck in a paper bag.
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