Salacious B Crumb
@salbcrumb.bsky.social
jester, raconteur, gossip, naturalist
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I love a good “Enemy Mine” episode, and this one really got me at the end. 😢
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I love a good “Enemy Mine” episode, and this one really got me at the end. 😢
I thought we were cutting back on the groups?
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I thought we were cutting back on the groups?
Election Day training is gonna be wild this year
It's really about state and local officials being prepared to counter federal "agents" harassing people at polling places, trying to lay hands on ballot boxes, and generally create an unstable environment as a pretext for "disputes" over seating the winners.
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Election Day training is gonna be wild this year
Button that destroys my enemies (Michael Medved) when?
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Button that destroys my enemies (Michael Medved) when?
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FYI, the men in straw hats working in the fields at the beginning of the halftime show also have major symbolic importance in Puerto Rico
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%AD...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%AD...
Jíbaro (Puerto Rico) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
FYI, the men in straw hats working in the fields at the beginning of the halftime show also have major symbolic importance in Puerto Rico
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%AD...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%AD...
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
Lot of shout outs to Twelver Shi’ism!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Lot of shout outs to Twelver Shi’ism!!
Roger Goodell lighting up the mic as usual
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Roger Goodell lighting up the mic as usual
Been quite a journey!
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Been quite a journey!
Seahawk player postgame interviews have all the energy of beating a division rival in the regular season lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Seahawk player postgame interviews have all the energy of beating a division rival in the regular season lol
Drake Maye has tiny bangs
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Drake Maye has tiny bangs
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I will be watching the normal halftime show 'cause I'm not a goofy ass snowflake and whatnot.
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I will be watching the normal halftime show 'cause I'm not a goofy ass snowflake and whatnot.
That production was insane. NFL should consider expanding into musical theater
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
That production was insane. NFL should consider expanding into musical theater
A lot going on there.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
A lot going on there.
Midway through the halftime set, a loud *TWANG* rips through the air. the show comes to a halt as murmuring fills the stadium.
Suddenly, from the tunnel, GEORGE STRAIGHT runs at full speed to the stage, guitar held aloft menacingly.
1/2
Suddenly, from the tunnel, GEORGE STRAIGHT runs at full speed to the stage, guitar held aloft menacingly.
1/2
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Midway through the halftime set, a loud *TWANG* rips through the air. the show comes to a halt as murmuring fills the stadium.
Suddenly, from the tunnel, GEORGE STRAIGHT runs at full speed to the stage, guitar held aloft menacingly.
1/2
Suddenly, from the tunnel, GEORGE STRAIGHT runs at full speed to the stage, guitar held aloft menacingly.
1/2
The Butt commercial is pretty good
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The Butt commercial is pretty good
Too many celebrities already
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Too many celebrities already
Paleo-conservatives: “We don’t like football. We like listening to weedy, immaculately groomed bobbleheads who whine incessantly about being bullied by the gays!”
February 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Paleo-conservatives: “We don’t like football. We like listening to weedy, immaculately groomed bobbleheads who whine incessantly about being bullied by the gays!”
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Whatever. I don’t care who it is as long as they ruin the lives of the people in charge now.
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Whatever. I don’t care who it is as long as they ruin the lives of the people in charge now.
Japanese figure skating team is adorable ☺️
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Japanese figure skating team is adorable ☺️
I work at a similar local non-profit and have a similar job. It’s like looking into my open grave.
Godspeed, Ed
Godspeed, Ed
February 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I work at a similar local non-profit and have a similar job. It’s like looking into my open grave.
Godspeed, Ed
Godspeed, Ed
The plane is filled with 500,000 slices of american cheese.
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
The plane is filled with 500,000 slices of american cheese.
Brian Cox ❌
Brian Blessed ✅
Brian Blessed ✅
sort of curious who would be a *terrible* muppet show guest host. to nuke myself from orbit, i am starting with gillian anderson
janelle monáe, ke huy quan and pedro pascal
February 7, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Brian Cox ❌
Brian Blessed ✅
Brian Blessed ✅
Ooh, Dorothy Parker would be good tol
Ok, second complaint: not enough Mark Twain!!
If they wanted to change it up with Oscar Wilde that would be acceptable
If they wanted to change it up with Oscar Wilde that would be acceptable
February 7, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Ooh, Dorothy Parker would be good tol