Salacious B Crumb
@salbcrumb.bsky.social
jester, raconteur, gossip, naturalist
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Happy Thursday all! Just wanted to check in and let everyone know, I don't like young, handsome men. Women I like. Men I don't have any interest.
Phew, that is a real load off my chest! 😅
Phew, that is a real load off my chest! 😅
February 19, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Happy Thursday all! Just wanted to check in and let everyone know, I don't like young, handsome men. Women I like. Men I don't have any interest.
Phew, that is a real load off my chest! 😅
Phew, that is a real load off my chest! 😅
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As the pedophile führer's ICE Nazis are ordered to release people they've kidnapped, they do it in the dead of night to make sure it's as cruel and brutal as possible. Fortunately, compassionate Patriots are there to meet them and make sure they're ok and driven to their homes.
February 19, 2026 at 1:48 AM
As the pedophile führer's ICE Nazis are ordered to release people they've kidnapped, they do it in the dead of night to make sure it's as cruel and brutal as possible. Fortunately, compassionate Patriots are there to meet them and make sure they're ok and driven to their homes.
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There will come a poaster who's weapon is his word
He will tear your city down
Oh lai, oh lei, oh Lord
🥹
He will tear your city down
Oh lai, oh lei, oh Lord
🥹
February 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
There will come a poaster who's weapon is his word
He will tear your city down
Oh lai, oh lei, oh Lord
🥹
He will tear your city down
Oh lai, oh lei, oh Lord
🥹
Been watching Pluribus and Carole makes the classic mistake of starting her whiteboard list too big.
February 18, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Been watching Pluribus and Carole makes the classic mistake of starting her whiteboard list too big.
Master and Commander had a science mission on a ship having an adventure with ethical dilemmas, therefore it’s Trek
#startrek
#startrek
Star Trek accommodations have gotten too posh (with the exception of Lower Decks).
I’d like a sweaty, claustrophobic Trek like a submarine or an 18th century sailing ship.
I’d like a sweaty, claustrophobic Trek like a submarine or an 18th century sailing ship.
February 17, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Master and Commander had a science mission on a ship having an adventure with ethical dilemmas, therefore it’s Trek
#startrek
#startrek
Star Trek accommodations have gotten too posh (with the exception of Lower Decks).
I’d like a sweaty, claustrophobic Trek like a submarine or an 18th century sailing ship.
I’d like a sweaty, claustrophobic Trek like a submarine or an 18th century sailing ship.
February 17, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Star Trek accommodations have gotten too posh (with the exception of Lower Decks).
I’d like a sweaty, claustrophobic Trek like a submarine or an 18th century sailing ship.
I’d like a sweaty, claustrophobic Trek like a submarine or an 18th century sailing ship.
LEUCTRA MENTIONED!
February 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
LEUCTRA MENTIONED!
Lock in your vote now or ALL IS LOST!!!
That people are already staking out strong takes on voting in the 2028 primary on this website is simply further evidence that people need to get out more and do literally anything. Even laying in a field and looking at clouds is more productive
February 17, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Lock in your vote now or ALL IS LOST!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED!!!
If you see this on Valentine’s Day, YOU WILL GET AN STD!
If you see this on Valentine’s Day, YOU WILL GET AN STD!
February 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED!!!
If you see this on Valentine’s Day, YOU WILL GET AN STD!
If you see this on Valentine’s Day, YOU WILL GET AN STD!
DAN JANSEN AND BONNIE BLAIR MENTIONED!!!
February 15, 2026 at 3:04 AM
DAN JANSEN AND BONNIE BLAIR MENTIONED!!!
Look at all these folks, investigating shit instead of writing poorly supported op-eds.
This month’s movie club movie is 2015s SPOTLIGHT.
Having hard time figuring out what to pair with it for dinner…
Having hard time figuring out what to pair with it for dinner…
February 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Look at all these folks, investigating shit instead of writing poorly supported op-eds.
This month’s movie club movie is 2015s SPOTLIGHT.
Having hard time figuring out what to pair with it for dinner…
Having hard time figuring out what to pair with it for dinner…
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
This month’s movie club movie is 2015s SPOTLIGHT.
Having hard time figuring out what to pair with it for dinner…
Having hard time figuring out what to pair with it for dinner…
Watching a lot of youtubes on ww2 pacific carrier battles and I’m always like, “Oh! That’s a TIE fighter! That’s an A-Wing”
February 14, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Watching a lot of youtubes on ww2 pacific carrier battles and I’m always like, “Oh! That’s a TIE fighter! That’s an A-Wing”
Stockpiling the drafts account for fallow times
February 13, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Stockpiling the drafts account for fallow times
Best sight gag in Star Wars
February 13, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Best sight gag in Star Wars
If Star Trek: School Days had a proper season run, they would have more time for sexy hijinks.
February 13, 2026 at 3:55 AM
If Star Trek: School Days had a proper season run, they would have more time for sexy hijinks.
Live your life like everyday is Thursday
Just in case anyone wanted just this part of the image:
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Live your life like everyday is Thursday
Fedposting tonight!
a tennis player is swinging a racket at a tennis ball
Alt: Roger Federer hitting a sweet shot
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Fedposting tonight!
Dedicated journalist! 🫡
The person photographed here who is in their bathrobe filming armed, masked federal agents in St. Paul is MPR News journalist @samstroozas.bsky.social @mprnews.org . She is an incredible journalist and person. We do not deserve her.
A high-speed car chase involving a federal agent in St. Paul ended with a multi-vehicle crash and injuries to the fleeing driver, who was taken away in an ambulance. bit.ly/4kvJo0M
📸: Leila Navidi
📸: Leila Navidi
February 12, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Dedicated journalist! 🫡
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I had my own job, my own taxpayer ID, my own life... But back then I was still my father's "possession."
Couldn't have my own apartment, my own credit, my own life -- without A MAN.
Couldn't have my own apartment, my own credit, my own life -- without A MAN.
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I had my own job, my own taxpayer ID, my own life... But back then I was still my father's "possession."
Couldn't have my own apartment, my own credit, my own life -- without A MAN.
Couldn't have my own apartment, my own credit, my own life -- without A MAN.
I’d be humming “Get Me Away From Here I’m Dying” the whole time
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I’d be humming “Get Me Away From Here I’m Dying” the whole time