Salacious B Crumb
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“Yes I came in his mouth, but He. Did Not. Inhale.”
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“Yes I came in his mouth, but He. Did Not. Inhale.”
Just did a Brian Blessed impression so loud I got a warning from my watch
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just did a Brian Blessed impression so loud I got a warning from my watch
The Epstein emails are a distraction from the question of how they’re going to bring back Bond
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
The Epstein emails are a distraction from the question of how they’re going to bring back Bond
You know Larry Summers replies all to every trafficking email
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
You know Larry Summers replies all to every trafficking email
Just have him wake up in the shower, full frontal. No one is asking questions after that.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Just have him wake up in the shower, full frontal. No one is asking questions after that.
Finished pottery pickup night! It’s always so fun looking at what everyone else makes and asking how tf they did it.
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Finished pottery pickup night! It’s always so fun looking at what everyone else makes and asking how tf they did it.
Post someone who looks good in a hat
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Post someone who looks good in a hat
Drop something SKELETAL
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Drop something SKELETAL
First touchdown shot with 5 minutes left in the game… 🤦♂️ 🥃
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
First touchdown shot with 5 minutes left in the game… 🤦♂️ 🥃
The entire stadium chanting “RENEW THE ACOLYTE”
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The entire stadium chanting “RENEW THE ACOLYTE”
Oh shit! Now I’m HYPED for this game
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oh shit! Now I’m HYPED for this game
Just so fundamentally afraid of being outmaneuvered because they have no idea how to maneuver themselves
MSNBC reported Schumer's office felt that the longer that shutdown went on, the more likely it was that people would start to blame the Dems.
My kingdom for Democrats that don't govern out of fear. I've said it before and I'll say it again: The American people are far braver than their reps.
My kingdom for Democrats that don't govern out of fear. I've said it before and I'll say it again: The American people are far braver than their reps.
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Just so fundamentally afraid of being outmaneuvered because they have no idea how to maneuver themselves
I always research contestants towards the end of a Taskmaster season.
Son of Wales, Lloyd Langford, winner of season 2:
Son of Wales, Lloyd Langford, winner of season 2:
![A republican, Langford opposes the monarchy, a belief described by Chortle as "a deeply held conviction" in a review of his 2014 show Old
Fashioned. 21]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:roklgd4ouzm3n4j7o6jo54tg/bafkreifvfyagldsytmohhq3uvuzfjw7u2ptiansmkxgkle5gucks5jispa@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I always research contestants towards the end of a Taskmaster season.
Son of Wales, Lloyd Langford, winner of season 2:
Son of Wales, Lloyd Langford, winner of season 2:
Used to be shit my dad says could be your ticket to fame on Twitter. Now it’s 14 words my dad says ☹️ 🤷♀️
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Used to be shit my dad says could be your ticket to fame on Twitter. Now it’s 14 words my dad says ☹️ 🤷♀️
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Describe your cats’ personalities with one photo
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Describe your cats’ personalities with one photo
Oh that’s right! This is the reason Polyphonic Spree happened!
Tonight’s movie club movie. I haven’t seen it since it came out and remember very little
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Oh that’s right! This is the reason Polyphonic Spree happened!
I liked Elijah Woods as a goofy dirtbag
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I liked Elijah Woods as a goofy dirtbag
Tonight’s movie club movie. I haven’t seen it since it came out and remember very little
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Tonight’s movie club movie. I haven’t seen it since it came out and remember very little
je suis désolé. le fin
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
je suis désolé. le fin
If you’ve ever taken introductory French, you know tonight’s movie club dish: Coq au vin! 🐓 🍷
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If you’ve ever taken introductory French, you know tonight’s movie club dish: Coq au vin! 🐓 🍷
I’ve posted so much worse
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I’ve posted so much worse
A franchise at least 3000 years old
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
A franchise at least 3000 years old