Salacious B Crumb
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Eating my $6 rotisserie chicken like
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Eating my $6 rotisserie chicken like
The cat did some sick parkour off my leg
February 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
The cat did some sick parkour off my leg
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DOCTOR: What these results show is that you've never experienced insight, reflection, or interiority in your entire life. You can have no deeper thoughts than recognizing whatever you are looking at in any moment, or survival instincts like hunger for food. You are like a lizard, or a frog.
ME: Woow
ME: Woow
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
DOCTOR: What these results show is that you've never experienced insight, reflection, or interiority in your entire life. You can have no deeper thoughts than recognizing whatever you are looking at in any moment, or survival instincts like hunger for food. You are like a lizard, or a frog.
ME: Woow
ME: Woow
February 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
New Olympic Tradition: Win a medal, confess a dark secret. The better the medal, the darker the secret.
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 6:50 PM
New Olympic Tradition: Win a medal, confess a dark secret. The better the medal, the darker the secret.
The “Suspected political message” thing is funny because they’re right (it was very political) but almost certainly for the wrong reasons (foreign language)
Bad Bunny’s performance began in the plantation, featured broken electric poles, and ended by centering a hemispheric understanding of “América”—among many other things—and some Anglo journalists are like “his performance wasn’t political.”
This is why we need to be telling our stories.
This is why we need to be telling our stories.
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 AM
The “Suspected political message” thing is funny because they’re right (it was very political) but almost certainly for the wrong reasons (foreign language)
I love a good “Enemy Mine” episode, and this one really got me at the end. 😢
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I love a good “Enemy Mine” episode, and this one really got me at the end. 😢
I thought we were cutting back on the groups?
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I thought we were cutting back on the groups?
Election Day training is gonna be wild this year
It's really about state and local officials being prepared to counter federal "agents" harassing people at polling places, trying to lay hands on ballot boxes, and generally create an unstable environment as a pretext for "disputes" over seating the winners.
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Election Day training is gonna be wild this year
Button that destroys my enemies (Michael Medved) when?
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Button that destroys my enemies (Michael Medved) when?
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FYI, the men in straw hats working in the fields at the beginning of the halftime show also have major symbolic importance in Puerto Rico
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%AD...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%AD...
Jíbaro (Puerto Rico) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
FYI, the men in straw hats working in the fields at the beginning of the halftime show also have major symbolic importance in Puerto Rico
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%AD...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%AD...
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
Lot of shout outs to Twelver Shi’ism!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Lot of shout outs to Twelver Shi’ism!!
Roger Goodell lighting up the mic as usual
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Roger Goodell lighting up the mic as usual
Been quite a journey!
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Been quite a journey!
Seahawk player postgame interviews have all the energy of beating a division rival in the regular season lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Seahawk player postgame interviews have all the energy of beating a division rival in the regular season lol
Drake Maye has tiny bangs
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Drake Maye has tiny bangs
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I will be watching the normal halftime show 'cause I'm not a goofy ass snowflake and whatnot.
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I will be watching the normal halftime show 'cause I'm not a goofy ass snowflake and whatnot.
That production was insane. NFL should consider expanding into musical theater
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
That production was insane. NFL should consider expanding into musical theater
A lot going on there.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
A lot going on there.
Midway through the halftime set, a loud *TWANG* rips through the air. the show comes to a halt as murmuring fills the stadium.
Suddenly, from the tunnel, GEORGE STRAIGHT runs at full speed to the stage, guitar held aloft menacingly.
1/2
Suddenly, from the tunnel, GEORGE STRAIGHT runs at full speed to the stage, guitar held aloft menacingly.
1/2
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Midway through the halftime set, a loud *TWANG* rips through the air. the show comes to a halt as murmuring fills the stadium.
Suddenly, from the tunnel, GEORGE STRAIGHT runs at full speed to the stage, guitar held aloft menacingly.
1/2
Suddenly, from the tunnel, GEORGE STRAIGHT runs at full speed to the stage, guitar held aloft menacingly.
1/2
The Butt commercial is pretty good
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The Butt commercial is pretty good
Too many celebrities already
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Too many celebrities already
Paleo-conservatives: “We don’t like football. We like listening to weedy, immaculately groomed bobbleheads who whine incessantly about being bullied by the gays!”
February 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Paleo-conservatives: “We don’t like football. We like listening to weedy, immaculately groomed bobbleheads who whine incessantly about being bullied by the gays!”