Connelberg
@connelberg.bsky.social
Star Wars fan. Friend to Many. Enemy of Some. Hemorrhagic stroke survivor. Just some guy. Big fan of craft beer 🍺
He/Him.
He/Him.
You're telling me a crab ran this goon sesh? 👀
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
You're telling me a crab ran this goon sesh? 👀
Meeting Jamie's family today.
They're going to do this to me later. 😭
They're going to do this to me later. 😭
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Meeting Jamie's family today.
They're going to do this to me later. 😭
They're going to do this to me later. 😭
Jamie made us cinnamon bread French toast and sausage patties for breakfast 😋
A KEEPER 🥹🥰
A KEEPER 🥹🥰
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Jamie made us cinnamon bread French toast and sausage patties for breakfast 😋
A KEEPER 🥹🥰
A KEEPER 🥹🥰
Astrology girly RFK Jr.:
"Uhhh mercury is in Gatorade"
😭😭😭
"Uhhh mercury is in Gatorade"
😭😭😭
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Astrology girly RFK Jr.:
"Uhhh mercury is in Gatorade"
😭😭😭
"Uhhh mercury is in Gatorade"
😭😭😭
Man...
I'm just trying to play games on my phone 😭😭😭
I'm just trying to play games on my phone 😭😭😭
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Man...
I'm just trying to play games on my phone 😭😭😭
I'm just trying to play games on my phone 😭😭😭
What more needs to be said about the late Dick Cheney, other than "his first name was Richard but everyone called him Dick." 😭
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
What more needs to be said about the late Dick Cheney, other than "his first name was Richard but everyone called him Dick." 😭
I always chuckle to myself when reading the early chapters of "The Fellowship of the Ring"when the denizens of The Shire are described as suspicious and distrustful of anything and anyone regarded as "queer" 🏳️🌈
Homophobic Hobbits😭😭😭
Homophobic Hobbits😭😭😭
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I always chuckle to myself when reading the early chapters of "The Fellowship of the Ring"when the denizens of The Shire are described as suspicious and distrustful of anything and anyone regarded as "queer" 🏳️🌈
Homophobic Hobbits😭😭😭
Homophobic Hobbits😭😭😭
Today's Sunnday Funday beer is MN Nice. Labelled as an "Adventure lager" light and crisp at 5% ABV makes it the perfect fuel for all my adventures 😌
November 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Today's Sunnday Funday beer is MN Nice. Labelled as an "Adventure lager" light and crisp at 5% ABV makes it the perfect fuel for all my adventures 😌
Jamie and I watched The Empire Strikes Back last night. She has no clue. 😁
Major green flags
Major green flags
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Jamie and I watched The Empire Strikes Back last night. She has no clue. 😁
Major green flags
Major green flags
Channelling my inner obi-wan Kenobi (because that guy was always at the bar 🍺)
Halloween at the brewery with my girlfriend Jamie ❤️
Cheers and happy Halloween 🧡🖤🎃👻
Cheers and happy Halloween 🧡🖤🎃👻
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Channelling my inner obi-wan Kenobi (because that guy was always at the bar 🍺)
Halloween at the brewery with my girlfriend Jamie ❤️
Cheers and happy Halloween 🧡🖤🎃👻
Cheers and happy Halloween 🧡🖤🎃👻
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Halloween at the brewery with my girlfriend Jamie ❤️
Cheers and happy Halloween 🧡🖤🎃👻
Cheers and happy Halloween 🧡🖤🎃👻
Who else gonna be up hollerin at they ween tonight? 👀
October 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Who else gonna be up hollerin at they ween tonight? 👀
Standing in line to get into the gay nightclub.
Call that an LGBT queue 😌
Call that an LGBT queue 😌
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Standing in line to get into the gay nightclub.
Call that an LGBT queue 😌
Call that an LGBT queue 😌
My friends and I would have k*lled Tom Bombadil with hammers, I can tell you that much.
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My friends and I would have k*lled Tom Bombadil with hammers, I can tell you that much.
There is Greatness in just being an "ordinary" person trying to do the best you can every day with love and kindness in your heart.
Keep being Great. ❤️
Keep being Great. ❤️
October 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
There is Greatness in just being an "ordinary" person trying to do the best you can every day with love and kindness in your heart.
Keep being Great. ❤️
Keep being Great. ❤️
Sunday funday afternoon beer is Ghosted, Cali style IPA 😋
Cheers! 🍻
Cheers! 🍻
October 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Sunday funday afternoon beer is Ghosted, Cali style IPA 😋
Cheers! 🍻
Cheers! 🍻
You guys ...
🥹😭❤️
I think she's a keeper
🥹😭❤️
I think she's a keeper
October 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You guys ...
🥹😭❤️
I think she's a keeper
🥹😭❤️
I think she's a keeper
Taken out of context, this might be the best sentence in all of Tolkien's legendarium. 😭😭😭💰🕳️
October 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Taken out of context, this might be the best sentence in all of Tolkien's legendarium. 😭😭😭💰🕳️
Halo Campaign Evolved reveal has me excited for Halo again. 🥹
We might be back 😁
We might be back 😁
October 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Halo Campaign Evolved reveal has me excited for Halo again. 🥹
We might be back 😁
We might be back 😁
"...and proudfoots"
"Foot FREAKS" 🦶
😭😭😭
"Foot FREAKS" 🦶
😭😭😭
October 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"...and proudfoots"
"Foot FREAKS" 🦶
😭😭😭
"Foot FREAKS" 🦶
😭😭😭
She was released yesterday afternoon! Feeling good enough to want to still have a date on Saturday.
Want her to take it easy and slow but she's the type who needs to keep moving.
Want her to take it easy and slow but she's the type who needs to keep moving.
My girlfriend Jamie was hospitalized yesterday evening with a bout of sepsis attacking her kidneys. Any prayers, thoughts, positive vibes would be appreciated ❤️
I got to visit her earlier today.every time we get together counts as a "date"
So we said today was the worst weirdest date ever 😭
I got to visit her earlier today.every time we get together counts as a "date"
So we said today was the worst weirdest date ever 😭
October 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
She was released yesterday afternoon! Feeling good enough to want to still have a date on Saturday.
Want her to take it easy and slow but she's the type who needs to keep moving.
Want her to take it easy and slow but she's the type who needs to keep moving.
My girlfriend Jamie was hospitalized yesterday evening with a bout of sepsis attacking her kidneys. Any prayers, thoughts, positive vibes would be appreciated ❤️
I got to visit her earlier today.every time we get together counts as a "date"
So we said today was the worst weirdest date ever 😭
I got to visit her earlier today.every time we get together counts as a "date"
So we said today was the worst weirdest date ever 😭
October 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
My girlfriend Jamie was hospitalized yesterday evening with a bout of sepsis attacking her kidneys. Any prayers, thoughts, positive vibes would be appreciated ❤️
I got to visit her earlier today.every time we get together counts as a "date"
So we said today was the worst weirdest date ever 😭
I got to visit her earlier today.every time we get together counts as a "date"
So we said today was the worst weirdest date ever 😭
Hearing reports that Dave Filoni and Kathleen Kennedy approved a script for a film but it was shot down by Disney's Bob Iger who "just couldn't see how Jar Jar could have gotten laid"
Well...
Well...
October 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hearing reports that Dave Filoni and Kathleen Kennedy approved a script for a film but it was shot down by Disney's Bob Iger who "just couldn't see how Jar Jar could have gotten laid"
Well...
Well...
I'd like to bring up a topic that no one asked for or wants.
Oral sex with Jar Jar Binks.
Wonder what that tongue do? 👀
Oral sex with Jar Jar Binks.
Wonder what that tongue do? 👀
a bowl filled with apples and other fruits
ALT: a bowl filled with apples and other fruits
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'd like to bring up a topic that no one asked for or wants.
Oral sex with Jar Jar Binks.
Wonder what that tongue do? 👀
Oral sex with Jar Jar Binks.
Wonder what that tongue do? 👀