Connelberg
@connelberg.bsky.social
Star Wars fan. Friend to Many. Enemy of Some. Hemorrhagic stroke survivor. Just some guy. Big fan of craft beer 🍺
He/Him.
He/Him.
POV: My girlfriend's kid when they see me and their mom 😭🤣😂🥹❤️
February 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
POV: My girlfriend's kid when they see me and their mom 😭🤣😂🥹❤️
Perfect Saturday evening sharing a weed soda vegging out on the sofa eating snacks and watching Andor. 🥹❤️
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Perfect Saturday evening sharing a weed soda vegging out on the sofa eating snacks and watching Andor. 🥹❤️
Power taken from the People will be returned to the People.
January 31, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Power taken from the People will be returned to the People.
Rotta the Hutt appearing in "The Mandalorian and Grogu" means there's a chance for Stinky and Ahsoka to be reunited in Filoni's mandoverse film. 🥹❤️
January 28, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Rotta the Hutt appearing in "The Mandalorian and Grogu" means there's a chance for Stinky and Ahsoka to be reunited in Filoni's mandoverse film. 🥹❤️
I just know that Crème de la Crème à la Edgar would fix me 😌
January 27, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I just know that Crème de la Crème à la Edgar would fix me 😌
Don't fuck with Minnesota.
The fascist mind cannot understand how neighborly and kind we can be on our best days.
We take care of and show up for each other.
We love our neighbors just because "this is another human being who deserves the same treatment I want to receive."
"
The fascist mind cannot understand how neighborly and kind we can be on our best days.
We take care of and show up for each other.
We love our neighbors just because "this is another human being who deserves the same treatment I want to receive."
"
January 25, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Don't fuck with Minnesota.
The fascist mind cannot understand how neighborly and kind we can be on our best days.
We take care of and show up for each other.
We love our neighbors just because "this is another human being who deserves the same treatment I want to receive."
"
The fascist mind cannot understand how neighborly and kind we can be on our best days.
We take care of and show up for each other.
We love our neighbors just because "this is another human being who deserves the same treatment I want to receive."
"
"the axe forgets, but the tree remembers"
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
"the axe forgets, but the tree remembers"
Reposted by Connelberg
In most countries when they overthrow a dictator, they usually just drag them through the streets of the capital and display them there.
The US is so spread out that you’d really have to do a road tour to be fair to everyone.
The US is so spread out that you’d really have to do a road tour to be fair to everyone.
January 24, 2026 at 11:54 PM
In most countries when they overthrow a dictator, they usually just drag them through the streets of the capital and display them there.
The US is so spread out that you’d really have to do a road tour to be fair to everyone.
The US is so spread out that you’d really have to do a road tour to be fair to everyone.
Imagine being the Palpatine family's nextdoor neighbor while Sheev was growing up and hearing about all of the crazy stuff decades later 😭
"Honey turn on the holonet News. They're saying that the quiet weird redheaded neighbor boy just declared himself Galactic Emperor" 😭😭😭
"Honey turn on the holonet News. They're saying that the quiet weird redheaded neighbor boy just declared himself Galactic Emperor" 😭😭😭
January 24, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Imagine being the Palpatine family's nextdoor neighbor while Sheev was growing up and hearing about all of the crazy stuff decades later 😭
"Honey turn on the holonet News. They're saying that the quiet weird redheaded neighbor boy just declared himself Galactic Emperor" 😭😭😭
"Honey turn on the holonet News. They're saying that the quiet weird redheaded neighbor boy just declared himself Galactic Emperor" 😭😭😭
Tonight's story is called "Connelberg and the weed soda"
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January 24, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Tonight's story is called "Connelberg and the weed soda"
😌❤️
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This kicks ass
Godspeed Rebels 🫡
Godspeed Rebels 🫡
January 23, 2026 at 11:27 PM
This kicks ass
Godspeed Rebels 🫡
Godspeed Rebels 🫡
This is the type of cold where if a guy went out to take a leak it would probably freeze midstream 😭🥶
January 23, 2026 at 8:11 PM
This is the type of cold where if a guy went out to take a leak it would probably freeze midstream 😭🥶
"cloners? Are they friendly?"
"Well it depends"
"Depends on what, Dex?"
"On how good your manners are. How big your uh...willy is"
"Well it depends"
"Depends on what, Dex?"
"On how good your manners are. How big your uh...willy is"
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 AM
"cloners? Are they friendly?"
"Well it depends"
"Depends on what, Dex?"
"On how good your manners are. How big your uh...willy is"
"Well it depends"
"Depends on what, Dex?"
"On how good your manners are. How big your uh...willy is"
"cloners? Are they friendly?"
"Well it depends"
"Depends on what, Dex?"
"On how good your manners are. How big your uh...willy is"
"Well it depends"
"Depends on what, Dex?"
"On how good your manners are. How big your uh...willy is"
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 AM
"cloners? Are they friendly?"
"Well it depends"
"Depends on what, Dex?"
"On how good your manners are. How big your uh...willy is"
"Well it depends"
"Depends on what, Dex?"
"On how good your manners are. How big your uh...willy is"
It's better to shit in the sink than sink in the shit. - Old Connelbergian proverb
January 21, 2026 at 3:30 AM
It's better to shit in the sink than sink in the shit. - Old Connelbergian proverb
My reward for being a good boyfriend and making supper tonight is a locally brewed in Minnesota beer.
Brau Brothers green apple kettle sour. Very light bodied and refreshing 😋
Brau Brothers green apple kettle sour. Very light bodied and refreshing 😋
January 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
My reward for being a good boyfriend and making supper tonight is a locally brewed in Minnesota beer.
Brau Brothers green apple kettle sour. Very light bodied and refreshing 😋
Brau Brothers green apple kettle sour. Very light bodied and refreshing 😋
I got to make supper for Jamie and her kid today🥹❤️
January 17, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I got to make supper for Jamie and her kid today🥹❤️
Occasionally the Bible says som really cool stuff like "if a man lies with another man as one would with a woman they should both be stoned." 🍃🏳️🌈
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January 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Occasionally the Bible says som really cool stuff like "if a man lies with another man as one would with a woman they should both be stoned." 🍃🏳️🌈
Life is pretty okay 🥹
January 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Life is pretty okay 🥹
My favorite local brewery story that I love to tell is that my girlfriend Jamie and I actually met and had our first date at the Talking Waters Oktoberfest party last Fall.
Who doesn't enjoy a good love story involving great beer? 🥹❤️
Connelberg Lore
Who doesn't enjoy a good love story involving great beer? 🥹❤️
Connelberg Lore
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 AM
My favorite local brewery story that I love to tell is that my girlfriend Jamie and I actually met and had our first date at the Talking Waters Oktoberfest party last Fall.
Who doesn't enjoy a good love story involving great beer? 🥹❤️
Connelberg Lore
Who doesn't enjoy a good love story involving great beer? 🥹❤️
Connelberg Lore
The brewery downtown held an exclusive party for mug club members only this afternoon.
Got my girlfriend Jamie to join me as my plus one (and to act as my "supervisor" and make sure I don't go beyond my limit and as sober cab). I'm blessed with the most amazing life and girlfriend. 🥹 ❤️
Got my girlfriend Jamie to join me as my plus one (and to act as my "supervisor" and make sure I don't go beyond my limit and as sober cab). I'm blessed with the most amazing life and girlfriend. 🥹 ❤️
January 5, 2026 at 12:57 AM
The brewery downtown held an exclusive party for mug club members only this afternoon.
Got my girlfriend Jamie to join me as my plus one (and to act as my "supervisor" and make sure I don't go beyond my limit and as sober cab). I'm blessed with the most amazing life and girlfriend. 🥹 ❤️
Got my girlfriend Jamie to join me as my plus one (and to act as my "supervisor" and make sure I don't go beyond my limit and as sober cab). I'm blessed with the most amazing life and girlfriend. 🥹 ❤️
What if I said that US libs making Jests about the "orange Cheeto president" are the equivalent of imperial senators posting about "emperor scrotum"? 😭
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January 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
What if I said that US libs making Jests about the "orange Cheeto president" are the equivalent of imperial senators posting about "emperor scrotum"? 😭
Friday night at the local brewery.
Reality Czech pilsner in my mug(wanted something light and crisp and not SUPER complex on the palalate for a Friday night).
And a sausage and pepperoni pizza from the place next door)
Life is good. 🥹❤️
Reality Czech pilsner in my mug(wanted something light and crisp and not SUPER complex on the palalate for a Friday night).
And a sausage and pepperoni pizza from the place next door)
Life is good. 🥹❤️
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Friday night at the local brewery.
Reality Czech pilsner in my mug(wanted something light and crisp and not SUPER complex on the palalate for a Friday night).
And a sausage and pepperoni pizza from the place next door)
Life is good. 🥹❤️
Reality Czech pilsner in my mug(wanted something light and crisp and not SUPER complex on the palalate for a Friday night).
And a sausage and pepperoni pizza from the place next door)
Life is good. 🥹❤️
She's pretty and I'm dumb.
So together we're pretty dumb ❤️
So together we're pretty dumb ❤️
January 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
She's pretty and I'm dumb.
So together we're pretty dumb ❤️
So together we're pretty dumb ❤️
I'm now officially a Talking Waters Brewing Company Mug Club member. Mug #13
First beer of the Year is "Maybe I did Maybe I didn't" hazy IPA 😋
First beer of the Year is "Maybe I did Maybe I didn't" hazy IPA 😋
January 1, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I'm now officially a Talking Waters Brewing Company Mug Club member. Mug #13
First beer of the Year is "Maybe I did Maybe I didn't" hazy IPA 😋
First beer of the Year is "Maybe I did Maybe I didn't" hazy IPA 😋