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sylvia🍂
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tech enthusiast, student, blahaj owner.

pfp credit to chicken thoughts !!
decided to watch that stupid sbs masculinity debate and all it's doing is making me feel like a woman
August 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Well that’s a headline I did not except to see. Ever.
March 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Good Evening, "iTunes for Windows" was a 24 year study dedicated to developing the worst program ever made. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time
February 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Have you upgraded your PC to Windows 95 or are you still on 3.1
February 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Seems legit....

We don't want to be a nation of underachieving Americans.
February 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Our social media team can only apologise for the mental image this can create
chaser.com.au/national/dut...
February 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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> balls
Incorrect password.
> b4lls
Incorrect password.
> b4lls%
Incorrect password.
> I love the computer. the computer is my friend. I would never say balls to my computer. I love my computer more than I love humans or human love.
Welcome 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙬𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚
February 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Sharks are so lucky
January 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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*adds you to my database*
January 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Internet user whose computer is possessed by a demon: yeah so there's teeth coming out of the CPU socket and the graphics card fans start saying "hail satan" when temperatures are over 70 degrees

Linux Guy: You should install Linux.
January 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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You use your RGB strips to make pretty rainbows, I do it to increase my computers bisexual lighting, we are not the same
January 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
January 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Word of advice: reminiscing about things at 5am is probably not a good idea
January 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
beavers aren't real mate what u on about
January 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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@sylv.cc found you :3
January 5, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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My wife’s Boxing Day project is usually a jigsaw puzzle. Mine was successfully upgrading this 1988 Macintosh SE to use SD cards for hard drives and connect itself to the internet via wifi. Life is astoundingly good.
December 27, 2024 at 11:30 AM
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You can blame Pluto, I’ll blame Goofy.
December 26, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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the holidays are for doing horrible things with computers
December 26, 2024 at 11:51 PM