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Ninji @SC πŸ”œ NFC
@ninji.dog
Wolfdog, sometimes furry, sometimes shiny. Writes code for your favourite MMORPG. Likes cities, transit, gear, reverse-engineering and street photography.

Moved from @_Ninji.

en_GB/es_ES β€’ 31, he/they ΞΈΞ” β€’ Glasgow, Scotland β€’ t.me/Ninji (slow replies)
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February 11, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I'm going to hide under the blanket
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Normally I'm extremely down for cursed bullshit but I think Minions are one of my hard limits
February 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I hope you’ve got the latex and vinyl allergy warning poster displayed at an appropriate distance
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
we only like certain kinds of animal masks!! but not THOSE

sometimes i'm told i'm not allowed to wear the shiny dog because "it's a pup hood" (even though it looks far more like a fursuit head than it does 99% of hoods), and at my local con it's "venue doesn't like that style" (which is just, lmao)
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
welcome to the furry con! in your goodie bag you'll find a con book, a pocket-sized schedule and a panic button. if you see someone wearing a pup hood at the rave or showing a bit too much ankle, press the button and a con staff member will be dispatched immediately. see it, say it, sorted
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Alright I emailed them and got a very chill reply, this might actually be the exact vibe I wanted πŸ™ I'm going there tomorrow afternoon for a consultation and will figure out things from there

Thank you for the recommendation!!
February 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
hmm this might be a good shout, blue and purple is exactly what I want to do eventually!!

Something in Glasgow would be a little easier but I'll go to Edinburgh if I have to. The booking system is a little daunting because of the amount of "services" but I guess I could email them and ask
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 AM
If I were a hyena I would only make good skeets
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
this is philosophy
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Back from ScotiaCon and I’ve declared bankruptcy on my timeline (which I normally try to read all of) β€” if you made a particularly good skeet over the past few days, please let me know so I can see it
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
attempting to make retrocomputing appeal to the latest generation by launching the β€œcommodore 67”
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I attended the ScotiaCon rubberfurs social!! Even in dog mode I’m very good at sniffing out weird situations to photograph
February 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
After last week’s botched haircut I should ask for suggestions β€” Can anyone recommend me a hairdresser/barber in Glasgow or Edinburgh which:
- Is willing to do alt styles like mohawks
- Does hair colours
- Ideally doesn’t have a long appointment waiting time

Maybe a long shot but I figured I’d ask!
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
1000% agreed but I don’t expect this con to change their mind any time soon
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Seeing friends at Scotiacon has been a lot of fun but it continues to piss me off that I can’t wear the dog face in my avatar because any vaguely canine-shaped mask that isn’t a traditional fursuit head is labelled a β€œpup hood” and therefore forbidden for reasons that nobody can actually explain
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Every time someone gets a septum piercing or a PA because of mine, I should get a referral bonus

(This has happened a surprisingly large amount of times. I'm a bad influence it seems)
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I’ve considered this but I think my hand-eye coordination is too bad to pull it off :(

I’ve previously spent like 10 minutes just trying to screw the ball back into my septum ring using a mirror, to give you an idea. I don’t trust myself to do that without utterly botching my hair
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
If you weren’t so far away I would take you up on this in a heartbeat hahah
February 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Well I’m not quite there yet, I’ve got the nose ring and the gear but I’ve still failed to find a place in Glasgow that will give me a mohawk :v

(I’m still surprised that it’s this hard, but apparently hairdressers are more judgmental than I thought!)
February 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
No!!!
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Rave reviews from people who have met me at Scotiacon: β€œI found out yesterday Ninji has a nice dulcet voice that I could listen to explain various topics”
February 7, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Remember to perform regular maintenance on your Tim Sweeney so that he’s kept in tip-top shape β€” or mayhaps I should say… in epic shape
February 7, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Bark :3
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Felt hot in the stairwell today
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM