Colleen Parker: #1 DuJour fan
@saddestarcade.bsky.social
Super Art Fighter known as The Dungeon Master, DM, unapologetic dice stacker, ttrpg writer, terrain and miniature painter…What? I hate being bored.
She/Her all opinions are my own
She/Her all opinions are my own
You know what’s a great insult? Subpar. Like yeah, this is Subpar Tim. It tells you everything you need to know about Tim. Thanks Homer (and ‘not the best fighter Paris’, which is also a great insult)
May 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You know what’s a great insult? Subpar. Like yeah, this is Subpar Tim. It tells you everything you need to know about Tim. Thanks Homer (and ‘not the best fighter Paris’, which is also a great insult)
Not to be a pedant @nytimes.com games, but one of blue for today’s connections is an inanimate object unlike the others that are living beings
May 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Not to be a pedant @nytimes.com games, but one of blue for today’s connections is an inanimate object unlike the others that are living beings
Wide leg pants are the enemy of wide hips and a good butt. I have not done 50 bagillion squats etcs to be swallowed in denim. No one can convince me otherwise. Now flared jeans at the right inseam however, I can abide.
March 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Wide leg pants are the enemy of wide hips and a good butt. I have not done 50 bagillion squats etcs to be swallowed in denim. No one can convince me otherwise. Now flared jeans at the right inseam however, I can abide.
Don’t ever get stung by a scorpion. SLUDGE syndrome is disgusting which “is every possible fluid pouring out of every possible orifice in your body.” It’s also, on some level, hilarious.*
*I was not stung by a scorpion. I just read something about scorpions.
*I was not stung by a scorpion. I just read something about scorpions.
March 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Don’t ever get stung by a scorpion. SLUDGE syndrome is disgusting which “is every possible fluid pouring out of every possible orifice in your body.” It’s also, on some level, hilarious.*
*I was not stung by a scorpion. I just read something about scorpions.
*I was not stung by a scorpion. I just read something about scorpions.
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Yeah this. Take the extra seconds to care about someone else
Always use alt text for your pictures and GIFs. It's not difficult to add and it's a huge boost for accessibility.
Tonight I've seen more images without alt text than I've ever seen in one short period. Do better people. It doesn't take that long. And I don't care if you are some big account that expects some person to add it in a reply. DO BETTER.
March 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Yeah this. Take the extra seconds to care about someone else
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Honestly, I brought this upon myself
March 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Honestly, I brought this upon myself
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If you are a cis person *please* take 2 minutes to do this. Trans people with non-updated gender markers, historical gender marker changes, and X markers are terrified to travel right now; rolling back this policy would mean a lot.
Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes.
You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment.
My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc.
www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...
You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment.
My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc.
www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...
Public comment on US passport form changes related to trans
www.reddit.com
February 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If you are a cis person *please* take 2 minutes to do this. Trans people with non-updated gender markers, historical gender marker changes, and X markers are terrified to travel right now; rolling back this policy would mean a lot.
🤯 so good
Sunday Model Kit- Barlowe from Salem’s Lot- thanks to Jeremy Pailler
February 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
🤯 so good
Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.
February 15, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Now that the baby goes longer stretches between meals, I can get back into running/playing games! I played a 4hr Adventurer’s League sesh last week! It’s only been since November but hot damn did I miss my click-clack math rocks and playing pretend with my friends and occasionally strangers.
February 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Now that the baby goes longer stretches between meals, I can get back into running/playing games! I played a 4hr Adventurer’s League sesh last week! It’s only been since November but hot damn did I miss my click-clack math rocks and playing pretend with my friends and occasionally strangers.
Oh no… lol Columbo
Matlock…?
February 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Oh no… lol Columbo
My ride is here.
February 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
My ride is here.
All of my 8 week old baby’s favorite songs were played during the halftime show. I am not joking. He had a good lil nap before his night meal.
February 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
All of my 8 week old baby’s favorite songs were played during the halftime show. I am not joking. He had a good lil nap before his night meal.
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Nuked from orbit by @dceiver.bsky.social
February 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Nuked from orbit by @dceiver.bsky.social
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The right thing to do is to put out a statement saying that Democrats will consider this to be insurrection against the US government and Constitution, and that those who take seriously their oath have 1 week to arrest and detain Musk or be considered offering him aid and comfort.
Musk shared a statement from someone suggesting various reasons for defying court orders. That comment stated, "I don’t like the precedent it sets when you defy a judicial ruling, but I’m just wondering what other options are these judges leaving us…”
www.rawstory.com/trump-elon-c...
www.rawstory.com/trump-elon-c...
'The feel of a coup': Elon Musk said to be poised to 'defy' major judicial order
Elon Musk appears poised to defy a judicial order, according to observers.
Musk, the richest man in the world and an appointee of Donald Trump, was dealt a blow over the weekend when a judge reporte...
www.rawstory.com
February 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The right thing to do is to put out a statement saying that Democrats will consider this to be insurrection against the US government and Constitution, and that those who take seriously their oath have 1 week to arrest and detain Musk or be considered offering him aid and comfort.
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If you work for the federal government and are tempted to take Musk’s “buyout” offer please know that you’re never going to see that money.
February 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If you work for the federal government and are tempted to take Musk’s “buyout” offer please know that you’re never going to see that money.
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"He is trying to substitute perception for reality. He is hoping that perception then becomes reality. That can only happen if we believe him."
A very good read.
A very good read.
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/02/o...
Opinion | Don’t Believe Him (Gift Article)
Look closely at the first two weeks of Donald Trump’s second term and you’ll see something very different than what he wants you to see.
www.nytimes.com
February 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
"He is trying to substitute perception for reality. He is hoping that perception then becomes reality. That can only happen if we believe him."
A very good read.
A very good read.
Authors if you see this, it’s a sign to post the first line of your book.
“You’ll never forget the first time you hear a dying rabbit scream in the dark.”
“You’ll never forget the first time you hear a dying rabbit scream in the dark.”
Authors if you see this, it’s a sign to post the first line of your book.
“In a word, Leah, third of her father, fifth of her mother, member of the Queen’s cavalry, was fucked.
Or, toast, rather. Dragon’s fire tends to do that.”
“In a word, Leah, third of her father, fifth of her mother, member of the Queen’s cavalry, was fucked.
Or, toast, rather. Dragon’s fire tends to do that.”
Authors if you see this, it’s a sign to post the first line of your book.
“In the hole, Dardig was safe from the worst of the flash blizzard.”
“In the hole, Dardig was safe from the worst of the flash blizzard.”
February 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Authors if you see this, it’s a sign to post the first line of your book.
“You’ll never forget the first time you hear a dying rabbit scream in the dark.”
“You’ll never forget the first time you hear a dying rabbit scream in the dark.”
Active sleep in babies is truly bizarre. My beebs is just in his bassinet making raptor noises and hyena laughs and farting and apparently that’s normal.
January 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Active sleep in babies is truly bizarre. My beebs is just in his bassinet making raptor noises and hyena laughs and farting and apparently that’s normal.
Jon and I were watching Pop Culture Jeopardy last night when he got up to work on MAGfest prep:
Me: Do you want me to pause it?
Jon: No, that’s okay. You can finish it.
Me: …but I like when you see how smart I am
Hey, at least I can admit it lol
Me: Do you want me to pause it?
Jon: No, that’s okay. You can finish it.
Me: …but I like when you see how smart I am
Hey, at least I can admit it lol
January 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Jon and I were watching Pop Culture Jeopardy last night when he got up to work on MAGfest prep:
Me: Do you want me to pause it?
Jon: No, that’s okay. You can finish it.
Me: …but I like when you see how smart I am
Hey, at least I can admit it lol
Me: Do you want me to pause it?
Jon: No, that’s okay. You can finish it.
Me: …but I like when you see how smart I am
Hey, at least I can admit it lol
Collectible scalpers are the fucking worst garbage humans. You’re not a collector is you immediately flip it. Fuck them. Sometimes I don’t respect the hustle.
September 21, 2023 at 10:59 AM
Collectible scalpers are the fucking worst garbage humans. You’re not a collector is you immediately flip it. Fuck them. Sometimes I don’t respect the hustle.
You ever on the pot and look over at your bathroom spider and say, “don’t go getting too big because if you do I’ll have to put you outside and you’ve got some cushy digs here. I see some lil buggies in your web, just sayin’” or is that just me?
August 30, 2023 at 2:19 PM
You ever on the pot and look over at your bathroom spider and say, “don’t go getting too big because if you do I’ll have to put you outside and you’ve got some cushy digs here. I see some lil buggies in your web, just sayin’” or is that just me?
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People have until October 18th to comment.
www.theverge.com
August 30, 2023 at 12:23 AM
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I’m just really proud of this poster. I won’t even be at this show lol, but the Black Cat is my home base so I had to.
August 25, 2023 at 2:40 PM
I’m just really proud of this poster. I won’t even be at this show lol, but the Black Cat is my home base so I had to.