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Crazy Cat Lady
@rylthereader.bsky.social
Childless cat lady in her mid-forties, the most dangerous of creatures
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Since it's December...
IT IS TIME

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December 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
July 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
This headline deserves to be embroidered on a throw pillow
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Baby otter doing baby otter stuff
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I've had a stuffed raccoon named Raquy since I was two. New goal: get a REAL Raquy!
Let’s do this, my serotonin levels are in the gutter and the crime rate in my house has stagnated, my body is ready
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Really enjoying ICE finding out North Carolina is an open carry state with a stand your ground law. My current favourite genre of TikTok videos is ICE agents in full camo in the woods being hunted by North Carolinians
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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First Calvin and Hobbes comic strip was published 40 years ago yesterday. 🐯 👦🏼
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Man, we grew up playing in the woods. You think standing in a grove of trees is going to stop us Kakalakans?
Hiding in the woods like bitches

People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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#HendrickMotorsports in the #Charlotte metro area signed a $2.25 mil contract w/ ICE in Aug, according to govt records reviewed by WBTV.

The contract is for 25 Chevy Tahoes.They also operates #HendrickAutomotiveGroup, a nationwide dealership franchise."

AL FL GA KS NC SC VA
Hendrick Motorsports sold dozens of SUVs to ICE, records show
The $2.25M contract was for 25 Chevrolet Tahoes
www.wbtv.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Fuck, they're probably coming up the mountain to Asheville next
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Exploding Whales would be an excellent name for a sports team.
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I would like to thank the Republican Party for showcasing men who are 8 years younger than me who make me look ten years younger than them.
This guy! Born in 1988!! He's a year older than Taylor Swift!
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Every location has a picket line in front of it. Don’t cross the line.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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"What's the deal with people who take care of the place while the Master's away?"

Manosfeld by Josh Flowers

Join us for The Third Annual Manos Day this Saturday, November 15, 2025 starting at 12pm ET!

dumb-industries.com/manosday
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
She doesn't take over the bed but she will take over the recliner
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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There's a reason you don't see much improv advertising.
Celebrating @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social’s birthday in truly Mad fashion with this delightful in-character ad from Trace & @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social (as Mad Drs. Forrester & Erhardt) for a local pizza (& pasta) place done during MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000’s original KTMA-23 run… #YummyNoises
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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It's not nice to speak ill of the dead. So be kind when discussing the thousands upon thousands upon thousands of innocent people who died because of Dick Cheney's incompetence and corruption.
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM