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Report: Most Americans Can’t Even Name Their State’s Shadow Lord
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every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”

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Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.

olive oyl: i'm going to the store, be back later

popeye: ok just don't forget the s-

olive oyl: i'm not gonna forget the fucking spinach. jesus christ

if you have dreams of playing in the nfl someday, the good news is that it doesn't really require any skill. you can just head out there and dick around for a few hours and odds are you'll do just fine

oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys

I am quickly coming around to @rboulding.bsky.social s opinion on the celly squad… that horn just massacred back in black and my ears hurt.

#goavsgo

The correction on this sign I saw in an elevator makes me laugh every time