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Believe in the people who believe in you! He/him
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Another thing that backs up my "We can't ignore politics in our hobbies"

This shit is insane. I recommend if you are anti-AI and pissed about building a PC right now to watch this and understand you aren't going crazy.
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Bowser in the Bisexual Lighting
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Pluribus rules because it’s forcing people who wanna see a bunch of sci fi lore dumps to instead watch amazing actors have incredibly interesting conversations about what it means to be a person
December 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Sending a carefully written email and then immediately going to the Sent folder to read it "from their perspective"
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
the world has changed
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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more frog, again. seasonal frog
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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J'Est RPG
With Clair Obscur winning GotY, the genre is now called FRPG.
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I think the best way to announce winners of video game awards is to use the annoyed tone of a high school principal giving out a diploma to a student he didn't like
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Truly incredible work, no notes
December 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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The thing that gets me about this is that even if we wanted to make a positive AI ad, they never showcase AI being used to enhance someone’s day or improve their workflow. There’s no “it allows me to more easily do what I love.” It’s always presented as a failsafe for the dispassionate and incurious
Every ad for AI is like

Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!

AI: get sock

Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Always and forever in awe at how absolutely hard the final boss (first phase) battle music in Octopath Traveler goes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiXS...
魔女と呼ばれる者
YouTube video by Yasunori Nishiki - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Man I love the Pestilence Banana.
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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May 19, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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An easy way to explain luddites:

Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.

And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.

That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM