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the beatings will continue until morale improves

We need to stop being so hard on ourselves. We are trying our gosh darndest

I was panicked that my 7-year-old might freak out during the face melting scene in Indiana Jones but she said "I guess he shouldn't have opened that" as seriously as possible and I've been crying laughing for 10 minutes

I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer

I think before we get too caught up in what Bluesky should or shouldn’t be we should soberly acknowledge what it is: a retirement home for 2000s forum millennials

I would simply walk with so much rhythm that I impressed the worm.

Best films that take place in one day

When you see someone playing Mario Kart as Mario it’s like what’s your fucking deal man. Do you think you’re the main guy

i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

there are too many new accounts on this app lately. i miss the old days when it was just us bsky elders.