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*Robert stack voice*
“one, eight-seven-seven, poop, nine-one-one”
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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if you are in the Pittsburgh areas (resources compiled by 1Hood, amplified here by Sue Kerr): bsky.app/profile/pghl...
October 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
They’re calling it the most beautiful phrase in the English language
October 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sure I’d love to share my peacock account data with the NBA
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Interpol stunted the musical development of an entire generation of guitarists who were 18 in 2002
October 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The garden of earthly delights
October 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I like in thunderstruck when he says “sound of the drums!” and the rhythm guitar starts playing
September 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Fine walk with me
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
defector rocks
Today is the FINAL DAY of Defector's subscription sale. Get three months for just $5! defector.com/products
September 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
google labubu
July 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’ve left several voice messages for my state representatives so I’m a little confused about how any of this could happen
July 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Mel Brooks was 40 years old in 1966
June 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
excited to try out my new dehumidifier when I get home
June 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Can’t wait to eat a sandwich for lunch
June 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I got your miracle right here nerd
April 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Shaq left the desk to take a shit on live TV, I love the NBA
April 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Visiting friends in New York
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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What we need is a fighter… Not someone who will fight for the things I believe in. Or anything good. Just a real cornered animal of a person
March 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
cmon man
March 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM