@ryanchapline.bsky.social
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"exododus"
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
November 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"exododus"
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
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Stop trying to sweeten the deal, Andrew. I'm already voting for Zohran!
October 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Stop trying to sweeten the deal, Andrew. I'm already voting for Zohran!
Mike Tyson’s Punch Out shoulda been subtitled “Mario’s Night Job.” (Also, fun fact, this is how Dr. Mario paid for med school.)
October 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Mike Tyson’s Punch Out shoulda been subtitled “Mario’s Night Job.” (Also, fun fact, this is how Dr. Mario paid for med school.)
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If "the coworker who microwaves fish" were a person.
September 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If "the coworker who microwaves fish" were a person.
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Trump looks at least one stroke under par today.
September 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Trump looks at least one stroke under par today.
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WTF are all you commie libs talking about? He looks great!!
August 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
WTF are all you commie libs talking about? He looks great!!
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Look it’s a good story so the question now becomes is it immoral to use this cropped version of the post as a reaction reply
August 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Look it’s a good story so the question now becomes is it immoral to use this cropped version of the post as a reaction reply
TFW you read the news these days:
August 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
TFW you read the news these days:
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they say “come legally” then when you go through the process you say “revoke their citizenship” 🤷♂️
August 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
they say “come legally” then when you go through the process you say “revoke their citizenship” 🤷♂️
My background movie while working this afternoon is the original Jurassic Park, and despite having seen it three million and four times, I never noticed before that Nedry (Newman from Seinfeld, the guy who crashes everything) had a picture of Robert Oppenheimer at his desk.
August 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My background movie while working this afternoon is the original Jurassic Park, and despite having seen it three million and four times, I never noticed before that Nedry (Newman from Seinfeld, the guy who crashes everything) had a picture of Robert Oppenheimer at his desk.
Senator Foghorn Leghorn is a damned crybaby.
Navy Yard & H Street have award winning bars, restaurants, and music/theater venues, but (gasp!) you might walk by some black & brown people. And Columbia Heights has a high rise Target for fuck’s sake.
Only a wimp would call those rough parts of town.
Navy Yard & H Street have award winning bars, restaurants, and music/theater venues, but (gasp!) you might walk by some black & brown people. And Columbia Heights has a high rise Target for fuck’s sake.
Only a wimp would call those rough parts of town.
August 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Senator Foghorn Leghorn is a damned crybaby.
Navy Yard & H Street have award winning bars, restaurants, and music/theater venues, but (gasp!) you might walk by some black & brown people. And Columbia Heights has a high rise Target for fuck’s sake.
Only a wimp would call those rough parts of town.
Navy Yard & H Street have award winning bars, restaurants, and music/theater venues, but (gasp!) you might walk by some black & brown people. And Columbia Heights has a high rise Target for fuck’s sake.
Only a wimp would call those rough parts of town.
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If you can't stand Marjorie Taylor Greene, are you "lack-toes intolerant."
August 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
If you can't stand Marjorie Taylor Greene, are you "lack-toes intolerant."
I mean, her breath is probably flammable.
Bondi: "Our secret weapon here in DC is US Attorney Jeanine Pirro"
August 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I mean, her breath is probably flammable.
Ever think about how video game bosses would have to go through their levels just to get to work everyday?
August 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Ever think about how video game bosses would have to go through their levels just to get to work everyday?
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The Erie Canal was completed 12 years before Chicago was founded
Welcome to the 2027 Chicago mayoral election, Andrew Cuomo
August 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Erie Canal was completed 12 years before Chicago was founded
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@genefortexas.bsky.social: "We've filed a response to Governor Abbott's filing in the Texas Supreme Court. Our response is basically: 'You are stupid. You filed this in the wrong court. You are not the right person to file it. And you filed it in the wrong way.'"
August 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
@genefortexas.bsky.social: "We've filed a response to Governor Abbott's filing in the Texas Supreme Court. Our response is basically: 'You are stupid. You filed this in the wrong court. You are not the right person to file it. And you filed it in the wrong way.'"
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Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.
August 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.
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The CDC Shooter Was Obsessed With Vaccine Conspiracy Theories. RFK Jr. Was Predictably Slow to Respond.
Trump’s health secretary shared photos of himself fishing before he offered any thoughts about the attack.
Trump’s health secretary shared photos of himself fishing before he offered any thoughts about the attack.
The CDC Shooter Was Obsessed With Vaccine Conspiracy Theories. RFK Jr. Was Predictably Slow to Respond.
Trump's health secretary shared photos of himself fishing before he offered any thoughts about the attack.
www.motherjones.com
August 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The CDC Shooter Was Obsessed With Vaccine Conspiracy Theories. RFK Jr. Was Predictably Slow to Respond.
Trump’s health secretary shared photos of himself fishing before he offered any thoughts about the attack.
Trump’s health secretary shared photos of himself fishing before he offered any thoughts about the attack.
🎶 When German bombs fall all around, why don’t you go down underground
Where your bunker sits?… 🎶
Where your bunker sits?… 🎶
August 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
🎶 When German bombs fall all around, why don’t you go down underground
Where your bunker sits?… 🎶
Where your bunker sits?… 🎶
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🎶 I don't want anybody else
When I eat 70 hot dogs, I push myself 🎶
When I eat 70 hot dogs, I push myself 🎶
July 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
🎶 I don't want anybody else
When I eat 70 hot dogs, I push myself 🎶
When I eat 70 hot dogs, I push myself 🎶
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy in my lane. Might seize the means of production later, IDK.
#HotCommieSummer
#HotCommieSummer
June 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy in my lane. Might seize the means of production later, IDK.
#HotCommieSummer
#HotCommieSummer
I mean, this applies to all videos of him for anyone with any knowledge of English grammar.
June 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I mean, this applies to all videos of him for anyone with any knowledge of English grammar.