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Mike Tyson’s Punch Out shoulda been subtitled “Mario’s Night Job.” (Also, fun fact, this is how Dr. Mario paid for med school.)
October 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Mike Tyson’s Punch Out shoulda been subtitled “Mario’s Night Job.” (Also, fun fact, this is how Dr. Mario paid for med school.)
TFW you read the news these days:
August 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
TFW you read the news these days:
My background movie while working this afternoon is the original Jurassic Park, and despite having seen it three million and four times, I never noticed before that Nedry (Newman from Seinfeld, the guy who crashes everything) had a picture of Robert Oppenheimer at his desk.
August 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My background movie while working this afternoon is the original Jurassic Park, and despite having seen it three million and four times, I never noticed before that Nedry (Newman from Seinfeld, the guy who crashes everything) had a picture of Robert Oppenheimer at his desk.
Senator Foghorn Leghorn is a damned crybaby.
Navy Yard & H Street have award winning bars, restaurants, and music/theater venues, but (gasp!) you might walk by some black & brown people. And Columbia Heights has a high rise Target for fuck’s sake.
Only a wimp would call those rough parts of town.
Navy Yard & H Street have award winning bars, restaurants, and music/theater venues, but (gasp!) you might walk by some black & brown people. And Columbia Heights has a high rise Target for fuck’s sake.
Only a wimp would call those rough parts of town.
August 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Senator Foghorn Leghorn is a damned crybaby.
Navy Yard & H Street have award winning bars, restaurants, and music/theater venues, but (gasp!) you might walk by some black & brown people. And Columbia Heights has a high rise Target for fuck’s sake.
Only a wimp would call those rough parts of town.
Navy Yard & H Street have award winning bars, restaurants, and music/theater venues, but (gasp!) you might walk by some black & brown people. And Columbia Heights has a high rise Target for fuck’s sake.
Only a wimp would call those rough parts of town.
🎶 When German bombs fall all around, why don’t you go down underground
Where your bunker sits?… 🎶
Where your bunker sits?… 🎶
August 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
🎶 When German bombs fall all around, why don’t you go down underground
Where your bunker sits?… 🎶
Where your bunker sits?… 🎶
🎶 I don't want anybody else
When I eat 70 hot dogs, I push myself 🎶
When I eat 70 hot dogs, I push myself 🎶
July 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
🎶 I don't want anybody else
When I eat 70 hot dogs, I push myself 🎶
When I eat 70 hot dogs, I push myself 🎶
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy in my lane. Might seize the means of production later, IDK.
#HotCommieSummer
#HotCommieSummer
June 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy in my lane. Might seize the means of production later, IDK.
#HotCommieSummer
#HotCommieSummer
I mean, this applies to all videos of him for anyone with any knowledge of English grammar.
June 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I mean, this applies to all videos of him for anyone with any knowledge of English grammar.
I love void kitties. I’ve had a couple in the past. My two (current) boys say hello.
June 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I love void kitties. I’ve had a couple in the past. My two (current) boys say hello.
A little joke to brighten your day.
June 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
A little joke to brighten your day.
A line to use with a date:
May 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A line to use with a date:
Greenland (Denmark) said no.
Canada said no.
Panama said no.
You know the word that rapists don’t understand or respect?
Canada said no.
Panama said no.
You know the word that rapists don’t understand or respect?
January 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Greenland (Denmark) said no.
Canada said no.
Panama said no.
You know the word that rapists don’t understand or respect?
Canada said no.
Panama said no.
You know the word that rapists don’t understand or respect?
I dunno. It can’t be that cold from the looks of it.
January 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I dunno. It can’t be that cold from the looks of it.
I sense foul play a(big)foot.
December 29, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I sense foul play a(big)foot.