Ruth Satyr Ginsburg
@ruthsatyrginsburg.bsky.social
I am no mother.
I am no bride.
I am king.
I am no bride.
I am king.
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[samuel l jackson voice] i have had it with this mother-fucking worm in this mother-fucker's head
September 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
[samuel l jackson voice] i have had it with this mother-fucking worm in this mother-fucker's head
Drooly Bork parked next to me yesterday. He made an awoo when he saw me snapping pictures. Dude's got a head the size of a fat toddler. I love hims.
September 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Drooly Bork parked next to me yesterday. He made an awoo when he saw me snapping pictures. Dude's got a head the size of a fat toddler. I love hims.
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America heartbroken to discover president somehow still alive
September 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
America heartbroken to discover president somehow still alive
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Not a lot of people know this, but it’s actually Peak Performance for a President when the country is constantly spectating if you’re dead and/or a pedophile.
September 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Not a lot of people know this, but it’s actually Peak Performance for a President when the country is constantly spectating if you’re dead and/or a pedophile.
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the year is 2026. America’s population now only consists entirely of heterosexual white conservative men with AI chatbot girlfriends. the bloated, putrefied corpse of Donald Trump remains seated in the White House, gathering swarms of flies and maggots, both of which help to sustain Stephen Miller
August 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
the year is 2026. America’s population now only consists entirely of heterosexual white conservative men with AI chatbot girlfriends. the bloated, putrefied corpse of Donald Trump remains seated in the White House, gathering swarms of flies and maggots, both of which help to sustain Stephen Miller
Well, color me completely not at all surprised.
SCOOP: The US Treasury claimed a DOGE's Marco Elez didn’t have ‘write access,’ when he actually did. Sources tell WIRED that his ability to alter code controlling trillions in federal spending was rescinded, days after officials said it didn't exist.
The US Treasury Claimed DOGE Technologist Didn’t Have ‘Write Access’ When He Actually Did
Sources tell WIRED that the ability of DOGE's Marko Elez to alter code controlling trillions in federal spending was rescinded days after US Treasury and White House officials said it didn't exist.
wrd.cm
February 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Well, color me completely not at all surprised.
February 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What's the world record for most consecutive days with a stress-induced tension headache? Because I think I could really be a contender.
February 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
What's the world record for most consecutive days with a stress-induced tension headache? Because I think I could really be a contender.
February 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. No cheating.
Does Cousin Eddie Van Halen count?
Does Cousin Eddie Van Halen count?
January 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. No cheating.
Does Cousin Eddie Van Halen count?
Does Cousin Eddie Van Halen count?
Coworker: "I love working with you! You are so organized and on top of things!"
If this is what organized looks like to you, the inside of your head must be a fucking nightmare.
If this is what organized looks like to you, the inside of your head must be a fucking nightmare.
January 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Coworker: "I love working with you! You are so organized and on top of things!"
If this is what organized looks like to you, the inside of your head must be a fucking nightmare.
If this is what organized looks like to you, the inside of your head must be a fucking nightmare.
Well *slaps knees while getting out of bed* the fresh horrors will not not face themselves
January 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
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Never mind MSNBC.
If Elon Musk wanted to really help society, he should buy
Fox News and run THAT into the ground.
If Elon Musk wanted to really help society, he should buy
Fox News and run THAT into the ground.
November 26, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Never mind MSNBC.
If Elon Musk wanted to really help society, he should buy
Fox News and run THAT into the ground.
If Elon Musk wanted to really help society, he should buy
Fox News and run THAT into the ground.
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When you looked behind you and only saw 413 sets of footprints in the sand, that’s when the cast of A Muppet Christmas Carol was carrying you
November 25, 2024 at 2:43 PM
When you looked behind you and only saw 413 sets of footprints in the sand, that’s when the cast of A Muppet Christmas Carol was carrying you
"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sob farmers who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
US farm groups want Trump to spare their workers from deportation
Mass deportations could upend a food supply chain heavily dependent on immigrants in the United States illegally.
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2024 at 3:08 PM
"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sob farmers who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
"...Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak for me." ~ Martin Niemöller, 1946
November 25, 2024 at 1:37 PM
"...Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak for me." ~ Martin Niemöller, 1946
Full White House 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Full White House 💀
Imagine your entire worldview being this myopic.
November 22, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Imagine your entire worldview being this myopic.
Joke’s on you thanksgiving, I’ve already gained five pounds AND screamed at my family a whole bunch this month, you’re not special
November 21, 2024 at 1:21 PM
