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Russ Marshalek
@russmarshalek.bsky.social
I'll go outside, cry, then come right back in.
I work in social media, I DJ and make music, you saw me in that Robyn video crying on a spin bike

FWIW: I really thought threads was gonna be cool! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Will never forget when I was performing burlesque to one of @russmarshalek.bsky.social's pieces at a brewery during a Twin Peaks fest. Had just taken off some article of clothing only to look out + finally register the MULTIPLE children frolicking in the audience! Blessed VA's decency laws that day.
Family-friendly breweries across the U.S. are reconsidering their relationship with children and, in some cases, banning them outright or instituting adults-only hours. https://trib.al/JXUVrso
July 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Thurs April 10th - my phenomenal David Lynch band @fyoutammy.bsky.social plays the The Bell House as part of an incredible lineup put together by @russmarshalek.bsky.social featuring A Place Both Wonderful And Strange, Winkie, 12090 A.D., and more! Tix here concerts.livenation.com/wild-at-hear....
March 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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i hate bottomless brunch. why would i want to have brunch if none of my friends are allowed to come
January 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I've made a starter pack of the Dagger Forests artists that have accounts on Bluesky, please give them all a follow:
go.bsky.app/ULvhEi6
January 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Good morning hustlers let’s grab that brass square
So home, in my way calling at Pope’s Head alley, and there bought me a pair of scissars and a brass square.
January 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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One of the coolest things I’ve ever contributed to was this performance at MASS MoCA. I’ll never forget what it felt like to do my weirdo burlesque for an entire auditorium, with @russmarshalek.bsky.social’s incredible music and visuals. We did this in Richmond, NYC + DC too. It was a FUN time.
January 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Surprise! Here's a "new" release for #BandcampFriday! The other day, I found some songs I recorded under the name "Man Diego" back in the '10s and decided to remaster them and release them as the "Greetings from Man Diego" EP.

3 songs you can buy for $2

perpetualstu.bandcamp.com/album/greeti...
December 6, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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while it's bandcamp friday, @russmarshalek.bsky.social's new witchwoods soundtrack project has a release house13.bandcamp.com/album/the-wo...
The Woods Original Soundtrack, by House13
15 track album
house13.bandcamp.com
December 6, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 AM
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here are some Bandcamp yum codes for our first tape by Daan Mol "When You Burn", enjoy!

Redeem at daggerforest.bandcamp.com/yum

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8dux-bvjs
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November 29, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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call me Jake Paul the way I’m about to be fighting old men this thanksgiving
November 27, 2024 at 2:16 PM
this is alt lit
I w,ill put, commas wher,ever I, want ju,st to pis,s you off,,
November 26, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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"Ai is coming for your jobs". I'd like to see ai take a southwest flight with 3 layovers to open for hoobastank at a county fair
August 13, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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Hey welcome to instagram. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a static image blare 15 seconds of a song at full blast? No? Well you're about to find out!
November 24, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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bluesky is still struggling to be a place where i can hear about breaking news and, maybe more importantly, breaking memes. it has its own memes for sure, but it is, for better or worse, detached from a broader internet culture, and i'm hoping that will change
November 24, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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[Crushing the bad guy in a vice] “Who ordered the Flat White?”
I recently learned from someone that powdered coffee creamer is highly flammable, so now I have a pitch for a Jason Statham movie about a rogue barista
November 24, 2024 at 1:28 PM
she was in the Amazon with my mom when she was holding space for defying gravity just before she died
November 24, 2024 at 1:31 PM
amazon tried to tell me I could use HSA/FSA points on eye glitter which - that's the America I fucking want
November 24, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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Have you guys seen this website? You can find out almost ANYTHING:

Google.com
Google
Google.com
November 23, 2024 at 5:25 PM
kendrick is absolutely right about what I say about LA and how far I've traveled
November 23, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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bread time let's have a bread
November 21, 2024 at 7:08 AM
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Bluesky just hit 21m users!

as promised: please enjoy this very good hog

bsky.app/profile/kris...
November 21, 2024 at 11:03 AM
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to all my neighsayers: you are a horse
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM