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Likely a Person | Not a Knight | Hasn't Read the Book

Expressed opinions are solely the result of MKULTRA conditioning
I just noticed that the "I can fix her" joke is basically the same as the "Are you talking about my wife?", but without the cringe boomerness
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.

Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Alexei ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Low-Rise, Mixed-Use Daughter or Stroad son?
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Watched a few videos about language learning and now my startpage is full of "THIS changed the way I think about language learning | fluent JAPANESE 3 days (best method)"

And it's exhausting how everything is a scam or bait nowadays, but at least it's always the same one
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Friday
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
They're shifting the debate from what actually happened to debating definitions and other minutia, like the always do. And every public left-of-center figure will fall for it, like they always do. It's like we can't help ourselves to let our enemies control the battlefield
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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things have really turned around for me ever since i became isolated and weird
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
People who think the "We're living in a gilded cage, ruled by machines nobody knows how to operate anymore" dystopia is imminent, have obviously never talked to a SysAdmin before. You're just doing ageism my guy. Stop it
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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“So we asked ourselves: how could we make the common bicycle heavier, more dangerous and, ultimately, reliant on electricity”

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I noticed that ppl who try not to be -phobes usually do so because they feel like being a bigot is beneath them, and that bigots just fucking hate to be viewed as the cringe dung-eating plebs that they are
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I love those mini documentaries about ppl in Japan who have some kind of tiny hyper-specialized restaurant, but the comments on those always have huge "my bitch wife"/"my useless son" energy
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Regex is a tool to make a complicated thing complicated but in a different way
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Instead of saying "I am good at the fuck" say "I'm a master in Venereal Arts"
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Of all the VAMOSing of Zohran Mamdanis victory, I think "Mamdate of Heaven" has been my favorite so far
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Whenever you shut down your device by using the button "Poweroff" it's actually a reference to Vladimir Poweroff, so you're promoting Communism
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I thought about aliasing 'cp -r' as 'cp' but then I thought that's probably the quickest way to find out why '-r' isn't implied
November 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Every news story coming out of America rn like:

In an unprecedented and risky political gambit, Zohran Mamdani won the NY mayoral race by listening to his constituents problems and laying out concrete plans to improve their lives - even while some of his constituents are queer or brown
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Maybe in 20 years we'll all just have a personal go-fund-me and we become a global culture where everyone just works to their abilities and gets what they need provided by random strangers.

Eh, they'll probably ban gifting money to strangers "to save the economy" before that happens
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 AM
There are a billion dating shows on TV and there are a billion people fucking for money on onlyfans. Why hasn't anyone made a full-contact love island yet?
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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there is so much good news coming in right now that I imagine this is what life would’ve felt like for millennials if we had been able to live in precedented times
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM