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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
ΤΟΥ STORY The purpose of a toy is to bring happiness to a child ΤΟΥ STORY 2 Toys must accept that their child will someday outgrow them ΤΟΥ STORY 3 Toys can find new purpose with a new child ΤΟΥ STORY 4 Toys can abandon children, create their own purpose, and pursue relationships with other toys ΤΟΥ STORY 5 Toys can learn how to create new toys without the involvement of a child ΤΟΥ STORY 6 Toys construct a secret, self sustaining society parallel to human civilization ΤΟΥ STORY 7 The great human/toy wars begin THOUSANDS OF YEARS LATER Cars 1-3
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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hire me amazon
tweet from yours truly dated march 19, 2023. timothée chalamet: so, let me get this straight... you're me? from an alternate reality? pierce brosnan: that's right, james. cgi sean connery: and we need your help to stop blofeld from destroying the multiverse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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forgottencomics.bsky.social
Wanted to share the final strip for Gabby, in which the protagonist discovers he isn't immediately successful & gives up on his sports career right away. Just a real "screw you guys" of an ending.

"Gabby" by William Ritt and Joe Kind, 1935-1935
October 26th, 1935 as seen in the Wilkes-Barre Record
Serialized comic strip "Gabby." Gabby grabs a newspaper to read up on him being in the big football game tomorrow. When his name isn't anywhere in the article, he storms off, quitting football and going back to the farm immediately. This is the final strip of the series.
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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davidgerard.co.uk
cathode.church/@kaye/114988...
Kaye @kaye@cathode.church Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. A vital shift is underway in juicing. The Juicero is no longer optional. It's tomorrow's future, today. 40% of jobs are impacted by the Juicero. The Juicero isn't the future, it's a present necessity. Nobody hand-juices anymore. To hand-juice is like an impairment. Everyone must now focus on the delegation and the verification of a juice. We become less juice producers and more juice enablers. Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. We are burning every forest and poisoning every river to produce more Juiceros. You will become obsolete if you don't get on the Juicero bandwagon. Students must not be taught how to hand-juice. 80% of jobs will be lost to the Juicero. Students must be taught to exclusively focus on how to collaborate with the Juicero. Education must focus on orchestrating agentic Juicero systems. The Juicero is inevitable. Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. Adapt or risk becoming obsolete. As the Juicero rapidly advances toward automating up to 90% of juicing, the skills that will matter most include juice design, Juicero fluency, juice delegation, and juice quality assurance. 110% of jobs have been replaced by the Juicero.
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
Public Enemy.
@theonion.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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bonequest.com
"CHEESE BLOG" https://bonequest.com/9730
deuce: ITERATIVELY TRYING EVERY CHEESE IN THE SAFEWAY CHEESE CAROUSEL, WRITING NOTES ON EACH TO POST TO MY BLOG effigy: NICE. HAVE YOU GOTTEN TO SMOKED GOUDA YET? deuce: I WILL DIE BEFORE I AM DONE
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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cristianvlad.bsky.social
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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nikkiana.bsky.social
I'm trying to anyway...
Black and white photograph of a bin full of bag fasteners labeled "keep it together"
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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ok who knocked her up
bill garrison political cartoon. a group of horny republican lawmakers catcall a sexy anthropomorphic bill walking by with a purse labelled "spending" while rep. thomas massie calls her a whore. caption: "the big, beautiful bill..."
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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lol #KornackiCam
Kornacki Cam on NBC News Now.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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RIP Richard Heene aka "Balloon Dad" whose weather balloon antics lifted a nation's spirits during the Great Recession
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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bullythelsb.bsky.social
Miss Piggy's Chauffeur ran over that poor guy!
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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brandonbird.bsky.social
Happy Halloween!
Kid in a Philip Seymour Hoffman Costume.
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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coincidence...?
Mallard Fillmore comic strip: Halloween "reimagined" by the Democratic Socialists of America. A schlubby white guy with glasses wearing a blue button-up shirt says some stuff about trick-or-treating creating inequality. A photo of Sean McElwee, a schlubby white guy with glasses wearing a light-colored button-up shirt. Text: Who Is Sean McElwee, the Progressive Buddy of Sam Bankman-Fried? The “Abolish ICE” activist and founder of Data for Progress allegedly helped steer donations for the FTX head toward pro-crypto candidates.
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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afraidofwasps.bsky.social
Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
November 30, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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panel from blondie comic strip. dagwood tells dithers "they aren't dressed up for halloween... they are our new office interns." we see a bunch of office workers with tattoos, piercings, and punk hairstyles.
October 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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guy who stubbornly insists on calling pugsley addams by his original name "irving"
Tag for a 1962 series of dolls based on previously unnamed characters later known as the Addams Family. Text: "'Wednesday's child is full of woe.' So the woebegone little girl is WEDNESDAY. She is romantically pale because she was brought up in the cellar of the creaky old Addamsmansion. IRVING, her little devil of a brother, has a permanent evil flush. Imagine their childhood: the black magic lessons - the Sunday suppers of two-headed roast pig - the pet octopus. Then there is MORTICIA, the mother. The less said about her the better. Nice people adore these characters. Nasty people think of them as gleefully, evilly shivery companion in all their wicked schemes."
October 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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latest chotiner interview sounds really funny but I will #RespectThePaywall
October 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Beck's head in a jar from Futurama: "Just look it up in the Grokipedia."
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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bonequest.com
"ME AGAIN" https://bonequest.com/9720
spigot: DO YOU MEAN TO SAY spigot: AFTER 20 YEARS OF WAKING UP EARLY EVERY DAY spigot: AND COMMITTING TO 6-8 HOURS A DAY OF INTENSIVE TRAINING spigot: WITH FIVE INDIVIDUAL COACHES spigot: THAT DICKLICKING IS NOT RECOGNIZED AS AN OLYMPIC SPORT spigot: CAN I JUST ASK: NO **LONGER** RECOGNIZED, OR WAS NEVER RECOGNIZED spigot: MMMMMMMMKAY spigot: BUH BYE spigot: YOU TOO spigot: HI, ME AGAIN, JUST WANTED TO CLARIFY A FEW THINGS
October 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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sm64stars.bsky.social
Fuck Fuck Fuck Dire Dire Docks is Leaking There's Not Supposed to be Water in the Basement
October 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Portrait of Brendle
Photograph of Donald Trump sitting in a chair in the Oval Office with an empty chair next to him. His head has been replaced with that of a Tonberry from Final Fantasy.
October 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM