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Ross Elliott
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Texas Hill Country attorney, flaming liberal, runner, and archer.
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#OnThisDay April 30, 1992, the final episode of The Cosby Show aired on NBC. Fox aired a repeat of #TheSimpsons on the same night, but it featured a new piece of animation after the episode ended referencing the final Cosby and... wow.
April 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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As a lawyer, I can tell you why Abrego Garcia must remain in El Salvador. If he were free, he could sue me for defamation and win.

by Pam Bondi
April 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
They should just fire up Signal and get on with it.
BREAKING: DOJ says it won't comply with Judge Xinis' order because the deadline she set is "impracticable."

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April 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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*cough laughs*
April 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
How does this make sense? She's still doing the hammering, which you don't want to be on the receiving end of.
I have no idea what this means. Is this a saying?
April 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Good morning.

Today is the 80th day that the U.S. President is running a backdoor bribery scheme in which any CEO or foreign oligarch can send him money secretly through his crypto coin scam in exchange for favors.

It's the biggest scandal in the history of the Presidency.
April 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Turns out the robots weren't coming for your jobs, they were coming for your retirement!
Guess where they got their weird trade deficit math from?
April 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director
March 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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the last decade has really helped me understand in a more visceral sense what it meant when God hardened the pharoah’s heart
How firm is the hold of antivax beliefs?

From the parents of the 6 year old unvaccinated child who died of measles:

“Don’t do the shots,” the girl’s mother said. Measles, she added, is “not as bad as they’re making it out to be.” She noted that her four other children all recovered…
How the anti-vaccine movement weaponized a 6-year-old’s measles death

www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
March 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
March 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Bobo's still got his heater.
March 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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“we have to be able to commit war crimes to win wars” is the type of thing a 16-year-old dumbass says and — well, yeah, hegseth is basically a 16-year-old dumbass
NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is expected to start a sweeping overhaul of military lawyers to make the US less restricted by the laws of armed conflict, per ppl familiar @theguardian.com exclusive www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Pete Hegseth to overhaul US military lawyers in effort to relax rules of war
The defense secretary has empowered his lawyer Tim Parlatore to remake the judge advocate general’s corps
www.theguardian.com
March 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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The FAA approved another launch before the last crash investigation was completed — and it ended in another disaster.

Why is SpaceX getting a free pass from DOGE cuts? 🤔
March 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
An accurate headline would be another Musk progeny successfully incubated.
inaccurate headline. absolutely no proof he welcomed this baby. chances that he's seen this baby longer than how many seconds i looked at the last eclipse are ~4%.
March 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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The DOGE kids really do need to face serious consequences on the other side of this
February 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Enhance... Stop... Give me a hard copy right there.
The real president always keeps watch over his puppet
February 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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An ad put up at a bus stop in London today.
February 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Shit like this is just surreal. How did we go from genteel and "well-meaning" authoritarians who just wanted to make the defense industrial complex great again and were a little bit goofy like W to this carnival barker nonsense?
You’re laughing? We’re going to Ft. Knox to see if the gold is there because maybe somebody stole the gold, tons of gold, and you’re laughing??
February 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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DOGE just about to reveal enormous government waste:
February 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is the tragedy of our age.
They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.
February 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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watched some reacher on the treadmill today and i do love that we have a whole franchise whose central premise is “what if a man were really big”
February 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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"But James Carville said ..."
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a purple sign that says a
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a purple sign that says a
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'd lay money this is Rivian.
The top criminal prosecutor in the U.S. attorney's office in Washington quit today, citing pressure by the Trump administration to open what she viewed as an improper criminal probe of a federal contract.

ca.news.yahoo.com/senior-u-pro...
February 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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genuine question, has anyone ever spent more money on something this dogshit before
This is Meta’s brand new ad for Horizon Worlds. Not sure how I’m supposed to feel about it.
February 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM