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Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/
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I thought the idea of a sex abuse ring at the highest levels of government was overheated and ridiculous.
I thought Captain America: The Winter Soldier having secret Nazi senators was over the top.
My life has become a single ongoing revelation that I have not been cynical enough
I thought Captain America: The Winter Soldier having secret Nazi senators was over the top.
My life has become a single ongoing revelation that I have not been cynical enough
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I thought the idea of a sex abuse ring at the highest levels of government was overheated and ridiculous.
I thought Captain America: The Winter Soldier having secret Nazi senators was over the top.
My life has become a single ongoing revelation that I have not been cynical enough
I thought Captain America: The Winter Soldier having secret Nazi senators was over the top.
My life has become a single ongoing revelation that I have not been cynical enough
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Operation Space Station is a two-part PBS documentary series on the ISS. “After 25 years of continuous human presence in space, astronauts and Mission Control insiders reveal the most terrifying moments aboard this remarkable orbiting laboratory…” [kottke.org]
Operation Space Station
Operation Space Station is a two-part PBS documentary series on the International Space Station. Here’s a very short teaser trailer:
A synopsis:
The size of a football field, the International Space Station hurtles a
kottke.org
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Operation Space Station is a two-part PBS documentary series on the ISS. “After 25 years of continuous human presence in space, astronauts and Mission Control insiders reveal the most terrifying moments aboard this remarkable orbiting laboratory…” [kottke.org]
”And your wife’s name, sir?” “Ummm… her name? It’s… Girlie! Girlie… Nipples! Yes, Girlie Nipples! Write that down!“
Girlie Nipples
United States, Census, 1930
United States, Census, 1930
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
”And your wife’s name, sir?” “Ummm… her name? It’s… Girlie! Girlie… Nipples! Yes, Girlie Nipples! Write that down!“
Stupid work conversation of the day: If you are giving tasks priority rankings from 1 to 5, is 1 the top priority (because you’re doing it first) or is 5 (because it’s “highest priority”)?
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Stupid work conversation of the day: If you are giving tasks priority rankings from 1 to 5, is 1 the top priority (because you’re doing it first) or is 5 (because it’s “highest priority”)?
Ok I’ve seen that Louvre photo with fedora guy enough now thanks.
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Ok I’ve seen that Louvre photo with fedora guy enough now thanks.
Guess I’m going to just move out of my house for the holidays.
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Guess I’m going to just move out of my house for the holidays.
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I was wondering why my posts weren't getting any likes but it turns out they're not very good
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I was wondering why my posts weren't getting any likes but it turns out they're not very good
I’m not sure this is a reflection on anything Hallmark is doing.
The Hallmark Channel has risen from the ninth to the fourth most-watched cable channel in prime time in the last three weeks.
A Hallmark Christmas Movie Just Beat Almost Everything On CNN, MSNBC
The Hallmark Channel has risen from the ninth to the fourth most-watched cable channel in prime time in the last three weeks.
www.forbes.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’m not sure this is a reflection on anything Hallmark is doing.
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all I'm saying is if sandwich guy runs for some kind of office in NoVa he's a fucking LOCK
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
all I'm saying is if sandwich guy runs for some kind of office in NoVa he's a fucking LOCK
Thanks for making me proud, Virginia.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Thanks for making me proud, Virginia.
May he spend his days being waterboarded and his nights being shot in the face.
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
May he spend his days being waterboarded and his nights being shot in the face.
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A personal reflection on the destructive erosion of ethics, norms and respect for law at NASA:
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October 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A personal reflection on the destructive erosion of ethics, norms and respect for law at NASA:
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I’ve got a long backlog of hobby things I want to do and 3d print, but every night my energy gets sucked out of me and so the list just stays in my notebooks.
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’ve got a long backlog of hobby things I want to do and 3d print, but every night my energy gets sucked out of me and so the list just stays in my notebooks.
I have my 80 hours in for the pay period, so stepped out to try a new coffee shop and touch Some grass before going back for more meetings. Not feeling the need to go above and beyond.
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I have my 80 hours in for the pay period, so stepped out to try a new coffee shop and touch Some grass before going back for more meetings. Not feeling the need to go above and beyond.
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How is it that …
Ya know what, never mind.
Ya know what, never mind.
October 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
How is it that …
Ya know what, never mind.
Ya know what, never mind.
What is your "I recommend to everyone" movie? 🎥
October 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
What is your "I recommend to everyone" movie? 🎥
I tried to clean up my timeline by strategically muting a large number of words, but it didn’t really help because people just keep posting screenshots from other places, and sometimes even screenshots from Bsky. I’m ready to give up.
October 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I tried to clean up my timeline by strategically muting a large number of words, but it didn’t really help because people just keep posting screenshots from other places, and sometimes even screenshots from Bsky. I’m ready to give up.
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at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
October 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
What is wrong with us.
Kohler’s new toilet camera provides health insights based on your bathroom breaks www.theverge.com/news/802727/...
Kohler’s new toilet camera provides health insights based on your bathroom breaks
Cameras have finally found their way into our toilets.
www.theverge.com
October 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
What is wrong with us.
Couldn’t go protest today because my elderly parents flew into town this morning. Been following some on here, great stuff. But my dad has now been streaming CNN at max volume for hours and it’s tempting me to kill the internet
October 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Couldn’t go protest today because my elderly parents flew into town this morning. Been following some on here, great stuff. But my dad has now been streaming CNN at max volume for hours and it’s tempting me to kill the internet
And then when that was working so well it just kept showing me people I follow when I go to the Discover tab. Which was not what I thought it was for.
bluesky got me hooked by showing me posts by people I like and follow on purpose
October 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
And then when that was working so well it just kept showing me people I follow when I go to the Discover tab. Which was not what I thought it was for.