when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

Time to go in on Jake Tapper. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

if elon musk is such a technological genius why doesn’t he save himself a few steps and just invent a time machine so he can go back to his childhood in apartheid south africa

elon giving classified intel to the russians in exchange for all their secrets about getting car to drive you

ACAB includes the elf on the shelf

ICBMs? Big deal, ICBMs every time I look in my toilet

Thinking about how Rod Stewart sings the whole song "Maggie May" to a person who just woke up

the fastest way out of an escape room is to shout i’m having diarrhea until an employee opens the door

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

Frankie and her pickle.