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I’m just here for distraction from “real life”
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Same, little pepper, same
March 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Me: *holding up my lightsaber

Passport photographer: No
March 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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People have said that I’m a hypocrite for claiming I defend campus free speech and then cheering when ICE started deporting student protesters. But I’m not a hypocrite, I just don’t think free speech includes things that I don’t agree with.
March 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Most viable career paths right now:
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)
March 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position.

Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
March 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I lay awake in bed until twelve thirty,
one,
one thirty am
not wanting to go to sleep
because
then I will wake up
to another day filled with new ways to be horrified
March 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Here's the thing. There's no community or freedom or civil right you can sacrifice to the right wing that will satisfy their lust for control. You give an inch, they will mandate a mile.

And Americans want unapologetic leaders who see through the manipulation and refuse to back down.
March 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI.

FLOOD THE PORTAL

Spam the hell out of it.

Pass it on! It works!

enddei.ed.gov
February 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Your outie is a prolific serial killer and is always 2 steps ahead of authorities.
February 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Sometimes I’m late because the dog had to go out more than once and traffic was really bad and I forgot I had to get gas, and sometimes I’m late because I was sitting on the edge of the bed like this for too long
February 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Yeah, that's not how any of this works.
MAGA Fan Zachary Levi Ripped After Begging Musk To Let 'Good' Trump Voters Keep Their Jobs
Oh, puhh-leeeeze.
www.comicsands.com
February 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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You realize how effed-up this is, right?
February 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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New from me —

“What it comes down to is the removal of choice, especially when it comes to established health care. People should not have to suffer the anguish of being denied life-saving drugs because a couple of guys have decided to apply conspiracy theories instead of established science.”
You can pry my antidepressants from my cold, dead hands
A new executive order announced an "assessment" for the use of these meds in children. Adults aren't far behind.
www.thehandbasket.co
February 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
So miserable I could cry... if only my body would let me cry again.
February 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The world is a whole lot right now, and that’s on top of all of the already really hard things we all handle every single day. Be gentle with yourself, okay?
February 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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I’ve always known in my heart that if I had lived in Nazi Germany, I would’ve fought Hitler tooth and nail. But what’s happening here is pretty different and I’ve got bills to pay so…
February 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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I think a lot (too much) about the purpose of existence, and the conclusion I’ve come to in my 30 something years on this planet is that the purpose of existence is service to your community, and being privileged means that you have an amazing opportunity to live a life of service to others
February 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM