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AOC: If anyone is breaking the law in this situation, it’s not members of Congress — it’s DHS. It’s people like Tom Homan and Secretary Kristi Noem. You lay a finger on Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman or any of the Representatives that were there… we’re going to have a problem.
May 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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you know so many stupid fish are trying to nibble on an F-18 right now and getting absolutely bupkis out of it. but if just one of them figures out how to fly that thing we're fucked
May 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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My hobby is blackout poetry
March 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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A fighting game tournament but instead of good players it's just people like me who don't understand the game and just button mash. On screen inputs, live mics. I want to hear someone claim the other is cheating because they accidentally found out how to hadouken.
March 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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marie schrader:
March 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
March 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…
March 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Gofundme to pay Elon’s security team to quit
February 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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I Need companies to bring back calling specific branches I don't need to talk to a bitch in London, I need the guy in the shop 2 towns over to look on the shelf and tell me the condition of the item in front of him
February 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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talking to lawyers sucks so much bro. like im asking "how's your day" "oh nice" "what've you been up to today?" and their response is that they've gotten three guys off today like these jobs are gay as fuck bro
February 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I think I've found my type of game
February 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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the feminine urge to turn into a puppy and do nothing for the rest of my life
February 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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i get what people say, not having a person to randomly dm and talk about anything when thats all you wanna do sucks
February 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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android gf learning to paint, only able to draw ascii art cause she sees canvases as empty text boxes
February 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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played on the computer last night. crazy stuff on there
February 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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vegetation + noise mask
February 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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had to ask a girl if i was allowed to pee fluff my stupid puppy life
February 17, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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awww, you didn’t make it through the movie and just fell asleep on me. look at how peaceful you look snuggled against me, our arms around one another,,, can we stay like this forever
February 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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look at this little guy
February 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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The community note 🤌😘
February 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM