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Roxie Noir
@roxienoir.bsky.social
I write romcoms that bang.

Free: Enemies with Benefits
New: The Three Night Stand

She / her.

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I don’t check bluesky that often so I’m feeling really blessed that I popped in the same day that someone respectfully asked Courtney Milan if she was a lawyer
April 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
This book is an extremely good time and you should read it
March 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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i keep seeing authors who are all-in on KU complaining that boycotting amazon means it will mostly hurt small creators

and i'm like. idk. obviously aligning onesself exclusively with Amazon puts one in a position to defend Amazon's dominance, and that's not ACTUALLY good for small creators.
March 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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This week for my romance novel newsletter, Forced Proximity, I recommend three books about childhood rivals turned adult lovers by Joanna Bourne, Kate Bateman, and @roxienoir.bsky.social!

#romancelandia #booksky

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Childhood Rivals
There's pining for a childhood crush... and then there's pining to crush your childhood nemesis
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February 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I just finished another (the ABC murders) that has maybe already taken the title? Dumb setup, boring story, and THEN at the end Poirot tells a murder victim’s sister that it’s fine to date the victim’s boyfriend now because the dead girl was a floozy anyway
Lately I’ve been bingeing a lot of Hercule Poirot books via audio, and: I think I’ve found the dumbest one
January 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Has your name ever appeared in the credits of a book, or is it likely to in the near future? Then you should join
@authorsabb.bsky.social! Full transcript and jpg of this zine formatted for print available here: www.patreon.com/posts/i-want...
#authorsagainstbookbans
January 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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ROMANCE FOR LOS ANGELES Fire relief auction! I'm offering up a signed bundle including HAVEN, SANCTUARY and HARBOR with a cute Harbor character postcard.
💕 www.32auctions.com/o...
January 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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President Trump's DOE has made themselves clear: they will support book banners in their efforts to strip our institutions of learning of the books that define them.

So let us be perfectly clear: we're going to do whatever we can to try and stop them.
January 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Lately I’ve been bingeing a lot of Hercule Poirot books via audio, and: I think I’ve found the dumbest one
January 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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When the spicy scenes give 😈🥵, but the romance and banter gives 🥰🤭. I love unexpected 5/5🌶️ spice in an otherwise adorable book with hilarious and lovable characters. #TheThreeNightStand by #RoxieNoir is the perfect combo for this. Love this one!
#SpicyBooks #BookSky #BookTok #SpicyBookRecs #Bookish
January 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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The ROMANCE FOR LOS ANGELES auction is live!
I’ve offer up a signed set of my Beards & Bondage trilogy and a cute HARBOR character postcard.
www.32auctions.com/organization...
January 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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If you live in LA are looking to volunteer, fire relief is ongoing. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
LA Fires | IN PERSON Volunteer Opps
docs.google.com
January 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Today I realized I’ve been pirating my PO Box for two years. Oops?
January 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Two of my current favorite series! They are all standalone, but there isn’t one I wouldn’t recommend.⭐️ #TheThreeNightStand and #AliveatNight were in my Best of 2024 #RomanceReads 💓. All are #spicybooks 🥵. #AttachedatHeart comes out this week! @roxienoir.bsky.social #AmelieRhys #romancerecs #booktok
January 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I just found out what they call canned whipped cream in England and I don’t think I can ever look a British person in the eye again
January 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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So here's what's cool about my job:

Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...
January 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES IN LOS ANGELES:

If you’re looking to get involved with volunteer efforts in LA, please check out this list provided by Mutual Aid LA:
LA Fires | IN PERSON Volunteer Opps
docs.google.com
January 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
In two days we’ve gotten two false evacuation alerts about the LA fires and my kid also asked me what reality was, so I’m physically safe but mentally a houseplant.
January 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
January 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Bananas. I can’t even do banana bread or a smoothie that is 1% banana. It’s just so banana-y
What’s a food that you are absolutely in the minority about disliking. I think my worst one is probably summer rolls. Oh and olives. Unless they’re blue cheese stuffed and in a dirty martini.
December 31, 2024 at 8:08 AM
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Lots of free #romancebooks from two book events to start reading this weekend. These #romances look fun!

✨ The One Month Boyfriend by @roxienoir.bsky.social

✨ Calamity Rayne Gets a Life by @lydiamichaels.bsky.social

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Free Books from Romance Bookworms + Dark Mode Books
Free romance books from two events, Romance Bookworms and Dark Mode Books. Stuff Your Kindle Day has hundreds of free books
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December 27, 2024 at 12:59 AM