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Roxie Noir
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I write romcoms that bang.

Free: Enemies with Benefits
New: The Three Night Stand

She / her.

roxienoir.com/links
It’s a really good time
August 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
His Secret Illuminations by Scarlett Gale! A romantasy (I guess) about a meek, nerdy monk who falls for an enormous and badass warrior woman
August 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Enjoy!! ❤️
March 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Basically that box is the erotica box and checking it will get a book treated like erotica, even if it isn’t.

Also, if they want to start censoring books for having sex scenes, I’m gonna make them work for it at least a little bit.
March 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
But everything else - basically everything with an HEA ending - I didn’t check the box, because ime checking the box gets a book blocked from all library platforms and put in the “adult” section of others (like kobo), and that’s just not where small town romcoms should be.
March 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I went to check my D2D and realized I lied and do have some stuff that I checked the box on. Basically anything that’s irrefutably erotica (under 10k words, like 80% explicit, not necessarily an HEA) I checked it, I think because there’s not really an argument that it’s romance?
March 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
tbh I’m of the opinion that people who write erotic content shouldn’t check it anywhere, but that’s probably a whole other discussion

And checking that box on Amazon actually does the same thing - they put the book into erotica categories, they just do it without asking you.
March 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ah. Whenever I’ve checked that box in the past (never again!) it’s always created a huge headache with them blocking various distribution channels and whatnot - does that not happen any more?
March 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hi! This has happened to me in the past and it was relatively easy (if annoying) to get it fixed, if you’re looking for advice?

(Tip number one is that usually those “adult content” checkboxes really mean “visual adult content,” but that guideline is very hard to find)
March 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The lawyer with the billboards?!
February 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You’d think I’d have figured that out by now and wouldn’t be surprised, but here we are!

…also what’s the QAnon-ish book?!
January 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I remember thinking after roe v wade got overturned that accidental pregnancy romance would become way less popular and I don’t think that’s happened
January 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It’s on a level with the Sherlock Holmes story where he “deduces” that a snake was the murderer
January 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m still a dabbler in audio, but Aggie’s books usually have great narrators, and if you’ve read a bunch before it’s pretty easy to follow the plot despite zoning out sometimes, even if you don’t remember exactly what happens in the end
January 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It’s called The Big Four and it’s a wild ride
January 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Thank you! We’ve got a car but are three people and a cat in about 1100 square feet; I do not have room for extra paper towels let ALONE bulk frozen foods.
January 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM