Rory Eggbrain
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Rory Eggbrain
@roryeggbrain.bsky.social
Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz!
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In anticipation of the kleptocratic clown show that officially begins next week, here are some all-too-relevant anagrams:

"President Donald Trump" = "Putrid old man pretends" and "It portends mad plunder."

"President Trump" = "Dr. Penis Trumpet" and "inept sperm turd."

Tell your friends!
Apparently this came to light in February, but I'm only seeing it now. Not at all surprised, but sharing for anyone out there who might still be in denial about the fact that this administration is being run by literal Nazis and fascists.
Featured story: In February, the Observer identified the operator of “GlomarResponder,” an overtly racist X account, as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, and courtroom observation.
ICE Prosecutor in Dallas Runs White Supremacist X Account
The Observer has identified the operator of “GlomarResponder,” an overtly racist social media account, as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical deta...
www.texasobserver.org
May 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Trump's Gestapo strike again. This is monstrous. Words cannot contain the shame that I feel for this country.
Rejected at her door, ICE nabs a Maryland woman in her car after smashing her window
Video shows a U.S. ICE agents breaking the window of a Maryland woman, Elsy Noemi Berrios, after failing to detain her at home.
www.thebaltimorebanner.com
April 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Normalizing spelling out what people actually mean when they cite DEI rather than letting them hide behind the safe cover of a euphemism that's been sapped of meaning
January 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
In anticipation of the kleptocratic clown show that officially begins next week, here are some all-too-relevant anagrams:

"President Donald Trump" = "Putrid old man pretends" and "It portends mad plunder."

"President Trump" = "Dr. Penis Trumpet" and "inept sperm turd."

Tell your friends!
January 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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This infrared image from NASA Spitzer Space Telescope shows the Helix nebula, a cosmic starlet often photographed by amateur astronomers for its vivid colors and eerie resemblance to a giant eye.

Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Univ.of Ariz.
January 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Is Carrie Underwood gonna sing ‘Before He Cheats’ at the inauguration or nah?
January 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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[toothfairy dumping a bucket of teeth into Coinstar machine]
November 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I don't have a personal list of favorite names for mountains (at least not yet), but Llullaillaco would always get first place. If I made a top ten list, I'd just write Llullaillaco ten times, because the next best can't even come close to that.
January 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione
December 11, 2024 at 2:43 AM