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Roostermilk Jones
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I make sounds and mix them together. He/Him/His
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Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills or illness-related work loss:

🇦🇺 0
🇨🇦 0
🇩🇰 0
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🇫🇷 0
🇩🇪 0
🇮🇸 0
🇮🇪 0
🇮🇹 0
🇯🇵 0
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🇳🇴 0
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🇺🇸 530,000

There’s a lesson there.
January 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I call my 2025 playlist “Let’s Go To The Disco”. Let it be said I my taste in music has often been described a “the worst”. So here is 2025. The worst? You decide:
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
11 has been doing CrossFit
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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So, the frog stopped the National Guard from coming to Portland, along with astute lawsuits by Oregon. Only part of what's happening, but hard to understate how fundamentally the Portland Frog changed perceptions and helped morale. Humor, imagination, courage, savvy.
December 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Sure, fight the IRS on principle. Good luck with that!
December 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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10 year old girl in the movie Holidate: “Mommy, what’s a whore?”

Mommy in the movie Holidate: “A whore is a girl who is paid to play with boys…”

10 year old girl in the movie Holidate: “I want to be a whore!”
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I had a dream I was telling an artist friend about using AI to help them become a better actor while I was shaving with a spoon.
December 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Not to brag, but I got to second-hand smoke cigarettes with a homeless guy at the bus stop this morning.
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
So why dont more people talk about Lorde? youtu.be/ofvkUS-SVvQ?...
Green Light (Chromeo Remix)
YouTube video by Lorde - Topic
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“It’s called visualization. Mom does it when she’s out of Valium.” #quotes #StrangerThings
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Not to brag, but this aged well.
Also don’t shop at Target ever again.
It doesn't matter if Target stops selling Pride merch if you get your queer gear from an indie queer-owned shop and keep your rainbow dollars in the community.
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I’d rather admit that I was wrong than cry in a YouTube video or whatever.
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Cleaning on a rainy Sunday with “Tour de France (2009 Remaster)” open.spotify.com/album/6NYyIS...
Tour de France (2009 Remaster)
Kraftwerk · Album · 2003 · 12 songs
open.spotify.com
October 27, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I’m not thinking nothing
October 21, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Too many synthesizers
Which kind of former coder are you: baking bread, too many synthesizers, or woodworking?
June 25, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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please sign my petition to post the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition on the wall of every Louisiana classroom
June 21, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Finally updated the Sequential Circuits Prophet Rev 2 to OS 1.2.1. Surprisingly slow process. This synth NEVER disappoints… forum.sequential.com/index.php?to...
Newest Prophet Rev2 Main OS - 1.2.0
Newest Prophet Rev2 Main OS - 1.2.0
forum.sequential.com
June 16, 2024 at 7:13 PM
The news team just introduced drag queen Nicole Onoscopy without breaking so KOIN 6 are pros, I guess.
June 13, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I would be the “Ear-Wormer” and my only power is to put really annoying songs into people’s brains at will.

*and sometimes it backfires
I’ve realized that if I was going to have an X-Men power, it’d definitely be the ability to drive people insane with telepathically-communicated internet pictures

it’s not the coolest or best one but it would definitely be mine
June 11, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I love the third act of Infowars. Watching Alex Jones desiccate and crumble into dust is giving full Voldemort.
June 7, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I am at the airport in my freshly (and dare I say perfectly) polished Doc Marten Oxford’s but my laces are untied because I can only do so much to be better than everyone else.
June 7, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Dolly Parton is the best example of a Christian practicing Christianity.
June 7, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I think I finally found my polycule
gotta show you all something
June 4, 2024 at 12:57 AM